Modern Family Quotes
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- 701 Summer Lovin'
- 702 The Day Alex Left for College
- 703 The Closet Case
- 704 She Crazy
- 705 The Verdict
- 706 The More You Ignore Me
- 707 Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
- 708 Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
- 709 White Christmas
- 710 Playdates
- 711 Spread Your Wings
- 712 Clean for a Day
- 713 Thunk in the Trunk
- 714 The Storm
- 715 I Don't Know How She Does It
- 716 The Cover-Up
- 717 Express Yourself
- 718 The Party
- 719 Man Shouldn't Lie
- 720 Promposal
- 721 Crazy Train
- 722 Double Click
- Season 8
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- Season 11
Modern Family
Modern Family is a mockumentary that follows the extended Pritchett family with three diverse households that show what it means to be a modern family.
Starring:
Ed O'Neill, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Nolan Gould, Rico Rodriguez, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons, Jeremy Maguire, Reid Ewing.
Recurring Actors:
Adam DeVine, Nathan Lane, Fred Willard, Shelley Long, Elizabeth Banks, Benjamin Bratt, Chazz Palminteri, Dana Powell, Kevin Daniels, Rob Riggle, Stephanie Beatriz, Christian Barillas.
Original Run: 2009-2020.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Lily in Haley's 21st Birthday
Lily: When I grow up, I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband. Someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby. Which is easy. You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass, and the woman has to drink it. Then, the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed. After a year, she pees, and a baby comes out.
Luke: Wow.
Alex: Oh, my God.
Manny: Okay, then.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Claire in The Closet Case
Claire: [aside to camera] That was the moment I realized Phil wanted me to kick Dylan out so he could be the cool one. Well, I can be cool, too. I'm cooler than cool. I'm frigid.
Quote from Cameron in Unplugged
Cameron: [affected accent] The tribe elders foretold that though I lay with fire-haired man, the giving hawk would bring us baby with her skin the color of sweet corn, which my people call maize.
Mitchell: Okay. Please stop.
Mr. Plympton: Well, uh-
Cameron: Knowledge is her sustenance. Like so much maize which, you'll remember, means corn.
Mitchell: What if I was a single dad?
Quote from Gloria in Unplugged
Jay: Why didn't you just tell me this in the first place?
Gloria: Ay, like you would be okay with me stealing a dog.
Jay: No.
Gloria: Exactly. That's why I didn't tell you. Now the dog is happy, Manny can sleep, and we have pickles.
Jay: Okay, it worked out this time, but don't forget that stealing is against the law. Now maybe in Colombia-
Gloria: Ah, here we go. Because in Colombia, we trip over goats and we kill people in the street. Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!
Quote Collections
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The creative ways Phil Dunphy answers the phone.
12 quotes
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Quotes from Clive Bixby and Juliana, Phil and Claire's romantic alter egos.
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“Closets Closets Closets Closets”
Jay Pritchett's tales from decades in the closet industry.
22 quotes
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A selection of quotes featuring Phil Dunphy's creative, G-rated exclamations and curses.
19 quotes
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“Cameron Tucker's Tales from the Farm”
Cameron Tucker's tales of growing up on a farm in Missouri.
31 quotes
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Enjoy a selection of quotes from Halloween episodes of Modern Family.
39 quotes