Modern Family Quote of the Day

Monday, March 1, 2021

Quote from Phil in Other People's Children

Phil: [aside to camera] Why am I so intent on helping Andy? I love filmmaking and I love love. I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film, and now I don't have to do it by myself.


Recent Quotes

Sunday, February 28, 2021

Quote from Cameron in Tableau Vivant

Mitchell: No, you have no idea what it feels like to be fired.
Cameron: Yes, I do. I've been fired. Everyone has.
Mitchell: Not me.
Cameron: Never?
Mitchell: No. Nope, I've always been very good at what I do.
Cameron: So then maybe what you're feeling is a little insecure about your work for the first time.
Mitchell: That's hogwash.
Cameron: As someone who's seen actual hogwash, I can assure you that it's not.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Quote from Dylan in Finale Part 1

Dylan: Now that they don't test on animals, I've made extra money doing clinical trials at work. The hours are long, but the mazes are fun.

Friday, February 26, 2021

Quote from Haley in New Year's Eve

Alex: Hey. You sure you don't wanna play "The Hunger Games" with all of us?
Haley: My whole life is a hunger game. Why do you think I'm so mean to you?

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Quote from Cameron in Alone Time

Gloria: It's a bad time, Cam. Turns out, it wasn't the allergies. I feel terrible. You shouldn't be close to me. I don't want to get you sick.
Cameron: Oh, gosh. No danger of that. I have the immune system of a horse. When I was a kid, I needed a transfusion, and there was a mix-up with the vials. I've contacted Marvel Comics repeatedly, but they don't seem interested.

Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Quote from Phil in The Wedding (Part 2)

Phil: Thank you all for being here on this happy occasion. They say the best marriages contain just a little bit of magic. Believe me. I know. We're gathered here today to join two amazing people. Cameron, do you take Mitchell to be your husband?
Cameron: I do.
Phil: Cameron, would you please place this ring on Mitchell's finger? Mitchell, do you take Cameron to be your husband?
Mitchell: I do.
Phil: Then by the powers vested in me by the state of California, I am privileged to pronounce you spouses for life. You may now kiss your husband.

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Quote from Claire in Suddenly, Last Summer

Claire: Luke to the 14th, Haley gets a day there.
Phil: Come on. That's it, Beautiful Mind. Harness that crazy into something positive.
Claire: Shh! If I can get Alex to move her Habitat for Humanity from Oklahoma to Sacramento and Luke to move his camp session, they will both overlap with Haley's vacation, and I just bought us seven kid-free days.
Phil: Witchcraft!
Claire: Yes.

Upcoming Quotes

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

A quote from Jay in the episode Pilot.

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

A quote from Phil in the episode In Your Head.

Thursday, March 4, 2021

A quote from Luke in the episode The Party.

Friday, March 5, 2021

A quote from Gloria in the episode Unplugged.

Saturday, March 6, 2021

A quote from Gloria in the episode Hawaii.