Daily Quotes - April 4
Michael Scott: Did you know herpes affects one in five sexually active adults? Pippy Longstocking, Ronald McDonald's wife, Ron Howard, Ron Weasley. What do they all have in common? Red heads. Erin Hannon, come on up here to receive your Cutest Red Head in the Office Award!
Meredith: This is bull! [throws her Dundie]
Bulldog: So, we're together, right?
Bulldog: We're not letting her push us around any longer!
Gil: Nope. You do the talking. I'll stand behind you and burn holes through her with my "You call this a hollandaise sauce?!" glare.
Dorothy: Open the door, Stanley.
Stan: Dorothy, you're in your nightgown.
Dorothy: I came on an impulse. I couldn't help myself.
Stan: Well, it's really a nice gesture, babe, but I'm afraid I'll have to take a rain check.
Dorothy: Stanley, you truly are one chromosome away from being a potato.
Pops: What kind of a fakakte game show is this? I thought it was just trivia.
Adam: Oh, it is and some physical challenges.
Pops: It looks slimy and unsafe.
Adam: You're Pops! You can do anything!
Pops: What the [bleep] is that thing?
Adam: You play tennis and date twins and drink Martinis when the sun's out.
Pops: Yes, I do sample from the salad bar of life.
Howard: Anybody home?
Amy: Hey. What brings you guys here?
Raj: We were just on our way to lunch and wanted to see if you'd like to join us.
Amy: Why? Because Sheldon's not here this week and you don't think I have any other options -- I'm just kidding! I'll get my purse.
Agent Kendrick: What are your demands?
Jake: A guarantee that this drill doesn't end until one of us is dead.
Charles: Also, one large pizza with fennel sausage - brick oven, otherwise it's sog city. And Scully needs some Gasinex, extra strength.