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Superstore

Superstore

Superstore follows the employees of a big-box store in St. Louis, Missouri.

Starring: America Ferrera, Ben Feldman, Lauren Ash, Nico Santos, Colton Dunn, Nichole Sakura, Mark McKinney, Kaliko Kauahi.
Recurring Actors: Kelly Schumann, Jon Barinholtz, Irene White, Amir M. Korangy, Linda Porter, Michael Bunin, Carla Renata, Kelly Stables.
Original Run: 2015-2021.

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Quote from Sandra in Lowell Anderson

Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.

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Quote from Jonah in Health Fund

Amy: Okay, so in the first four hours, you've managed to commit us to $37,000.
Jonah: The claims just kept coming, and, you know, it's like that opening in Star Wars where the words zoom past you. And at first it's cool, but eventually you just can't keep up.
Amy: Wait, Sandra alone has asthma, rheumatoid arthritis, sciatica, fibromyalgia, leaky gut syndrome... This just keeps going.
Jonah: We just got to keep signing people up. That's all, okay? If we get everybody in the backroom to sign up then that will pay for these people. And then we can go to other branches and then that will pay for the backroom...
Amy: [gasps] This is a pyramid scheme.

Quote from Jonah in Election Day

Jonah: Not to put my head in the lion's mouth, but now I'm thinking Times New Roman.
Amy: [sighs] Times New Roman would be a fine font, Jonah, and so would Helvetica and Garamond, and really any font would be just fine.
Jonah: Not Wingdings.
Amy: No one was suggesting Wingdings.

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Quote from Sandra in Employee App

Garrett: You're always starting stuff! "Hey, Garrett, let's Google how to murder somebody." Well, you happy now? What's next? "Hey, Garrett, let's tell Zephra to email the police and tell them I just planted a bomb in the store!" [cell phone chimes]
Female Voice: [on phone] E-mailing local police. "I just planted a bomb in the store."
Jonah: Oh.
Female Voice: [on phone] Would you like to send?
Sandra: Yes.
Jonah: What?
Garrett: No!
Female Voice: [on phone] Okay, I've sent your email.
Garrett: Why?!
Sandra: I just always say yes.

Quote from Jonah in Mannequin

Jonah: I was trying to get rid of the mannequin because it was becoming a distraction.
Amy: Just admit that my fun pranks got to you, and that maybe you're the sensitive one.
Jonah: No, there's a difference between being sensitive and being annoyed. You would understand if someone did the same thing to you. [to a blonde, Caucasian mannequin] What? Amy, what are you doing here?
Amy: No. Jonah, that looks nothing like me.
Jonah: Oh. Looks like I touched a nerve, huh?
Amy: No.

Quote from Glenn in Glenn's Kids

Amy: Glenn, I don't want to tell you how to parent, but one of your kids is drawing on the back of Mateo's head.
Mateo: What?
Glenn: Leo, you put that down, mister.
Dina: This is why you can't bring your kids to work.
Glenn: It's just for a few hours. I'm surprising Jerusha with a photo of all the kids we've ever fostered. Obviously, we'll... we'll Photoshop in the prison ones.