‘Summer Lovin'’
Season 7, Episode 1 - Aired September 23, 2015
Haley and Andy spend the summer moving on from each other after her failed to attempt to stop him from proposing to Beth. Jay and Gloria are in for a surprise when they try to get Joe into pre-school. Meanwhile, Cameron tries to nudge Mitchell back into work.
Quote from Haley
Haley: I never realized how many people hold hands in malls. And now that gays are legal or whatever, it's basically everyone.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: No, take it from Haley and me. It's hard to be apart and then together and then apart and then together and then apart and then turned down by the Marines and then together.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Haley, you look as yummy as ever.
Haley: [chuckles] Thanks. What's going on?
Dylan: So, I'm designing t-shirts now, and I'm trying to get the stores to sell them. I'm wearing one.
Luke: "Lie"?
Dylan: "Live." The neck is the "v."
Phil: Game changer.
Dylan: Yeah, and I've got all these great "V" words. "Love," "dove"-
Claire: Leave.
Dylan: "Governor."
Quote from Mitchell
Jay: We can't hear anything!
Mitchell: Just toss me the phone.
All: No!
Mitchell: No, you're right. We all have our strengths. I'm a great gift giver.
Quote from Phil
Haley: Dad, what makes you think he's in love with me?
Phil: I could tell by the way he hugged you goodbye.
Claire: Phil, are you sure about this?
Phil: Claire, I think I know the look of love in another man's eyes.
Quote from Luke
Haley: This is crazy. Should I call him?
Phil: [on the phone] His phone's off, but he said he was going to the beach.
Haley: I know what beach he likes.
Luke: I thought you were the "beach" he likes. [high fives Lily]
Quote from Claire
Phil: Wow, did you two really just waste your entire day quilting?
Claire: We had a wonderful time, didn't we, sweetie?
Haley: I'm not crying anymore.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: To help get her mind off of Andy, Haley and I have been making a quilt out of all her old clothes. And some stuff I need Phil to stop wearing.
[back:]
Phil: Oh, cool. That square is the same pattern as my kangol hat.
Quote from Jay
Jay: I know you can't tell me, but that B. Willis Jungle Gym, that's Bruce Willis, right? His kid goes here?
Miss Ford: Well, we do pride ourselves on privacy here at Davenport, but, uh, you may have a "sixth sense" about this.
Jay: I'll be damned. He looks like the kind of guy you want to have a beer with, you know?
Quote from Luke
Phil: Hope you guys like dinosaurs. I got us tickets to "The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel."
Luke: I know you're kidding, but I found the first one incredibly moving.
Quote from Dylan
Phil: Dylan!
Dylan: Hello, Dunphy family!
Phil: What the what? How you doing, buddy?
Dylan: Oh, life's a roller coaster, but I'm tall enough to ride.
Phil: True dat.