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‘Summer Lovin'’ Quotes

Modern Family: Summer Lovin'

701. Summer Lovin'

Aired September 23, 2015

Haley and Andy spend the summer moving on from each other after her failed to attempt to stop him from proposing to Beth. Jay and Gloria are in for a surprise when they try to get Joe into pre-school. Meanwhile, Cameron tries to nudge Mitchell back into work.

Quote from Haley

Haley: I never realized how many people hold hands in malls. And now that gays are legal or whatever, it's basically everyone.

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Quote from Dylan

Dylan: Haley, you look as yummy as ever.
Haley: [chuckles] Thanks. What's going on?
Dylan: So, I'm designing t-shirts now, and I'm trying to get the stores to sell them. I'm wearing one.
Luke: "Lie"?
Dylan: "Live." The neck is the "v."
Phil: Game changer.
Dylan: Yeah, and I've got all these great "V" words. "Love," "dove"-
Claire: Leave.
Dylan: ­"Governor."

Quote from Dylan

Dylan: No, take it from Haley and me. It's hard to be apart and then together and then apart and then together and then apart and then turned down by the Marines and then together.

Quote from Mitchell

Jay: We can't hear anything!
Mitchell: Just toss me the phone.
All: No!
Mitchell: No, you're right. We all have our strengths. I'm a great gift giver.

Quote from Phil

Haley: Dad, what makes you think he's in love with me?
Phil: I could tell by the way he hugged you goodbye.
Claire: Phil, are you sure about this?
Phil: Claire, I think I know the look of love in another man's eyes.

Quote from Luke

Haley: This is crazy. Should I call him?
Phil: [on the phone] His phone's off, but he said he was going to the beach.
Haley: ­I know what beach he likes.
Luke: I thought you were the "beach" he likes. [high fives Lily]

Quote from Claire

Phil: Wow, did you two really just waste your entire day quilting?
Claire: We had a wonderful time, didn't we, sweetie?
Haley: I'm not crying anymore.
[aside to camera:]
Claire: To help get her mind off of Andy, Haley and I have been making a quilt out of all her old clothes. And some stuff I need Phil to stop wearing.
[back:]
Phil: Oh, cool. That square is the same pattern as my kangol hat.

Quote from Jay

Jay: I know you can't tell me, but that B. Willis Jungle Gym, that's Bruce Willis, right? His kid goes here?
Miss Ford: Well, we do pride ourselves on privacy here at Davenport, but, uh, you may have a "sixth sense" about this.
Jay: I'll be damned. He looks like the kind of guy you want to have a beer with, you know?

Quote from Luke

Phil: Hope you guys like dinosaurs. I got us tickets to "The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel."
Luke: I know you're kidding, but I found the first one incredibly moving.

Quote from Dylan

Phil: Dylan!
Dylan: Hello, Dunphy family!
Phil: What the what? How you doing, buddy?
Dylan: Oh, life's a roller coaster, but I'm tall enough to ride.
Phil: True dat.

Quote from Dylan

Haley: Wow, that is such a cool idea. It's so good to see you.
Dylan: Do you want to get some coffee sometime?
Haley: I'm not doing anything right now.
Claire: Uh, movie.
Dylan: Nice try, but not all "V" words work, Mrs. D.

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: [aside to camera] Mitchell really embraced this whole "take a little break" thing far more than I expected. But for years, he supported both of us while I pursued my passions: photography, hip-hop dancing, fox hunting. So I couldn't be the one to tell him to get a job. But maybe somebody else could.

Quote from Luke

Haley: You scheduled your breakup?
Sanjay: Yes, Labor Day. That's when I leave for school.
Alex: 86% relationships end in failure. It's the only logical course of action.
Haley: That is the least romantic thing I've ever heard. Stay together.
Luke: Wrong. Break up. College is the sexiest candy store in the world. You don't want to show up with your jaws wired shut.

Quote from Phil

Claire: Ugh. I can't believe we've got that dodo back in our lives.
Phil: At least Haley's happy.
Claire: Honey, could you at least take that t-shirt off?
Phil: They loved it at the deli. They were kvelling.

Quote from Mitchell

Jay: You know what's happening here, don't you? You're having a mid-life crisis.
Mitchell: Oh, my god.
Jay: Some guys, it's fast cars and women. Me, it was golf. You, it's just a little gayer.
Mitchell: I know like 10 lesbians who could out-golf you.


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