Season 10, Episode 20 - Aired April 10, 2019
Haley and Dylan plan to elope before the babies are born, but when their families find out things get out of hand. Meanwhile, Jay courts an influencer to promote his doggy bed business.
Quote from Manny
Manny: Uh, whoever's officiating, if you can carve out some time for a poem I've written. It's sort of a "Beowulf" meets "You've Got Mail."
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mnh! How can my babies be early?! I've never been early to anything! Maybe they're not mine!
Dylan: I've always been faithful to you!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Um... that was weird.
Dylan: Those little people with the full-size baby?
Haley: No, when the doctor called you my husband.
Dylan: Well, people are gonna assume...
Gloria: No, it... It was weird because I liked it.
Dylan: Seriously? Because I proposed, like, six times.
Haley: I know. I just... It seemed so old-fashioned at the time, but when I thought that the babies were coming, I-I...
Dylan: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Haley: I'm gonna need a little help here. Okay. Okay, we're good. Dylan Stardust Marshall, will you... Oh! Going over. Okay. Okay. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's okay. Will you marry me?
Dylan: Oh, my God. This is exactly how I imagined it.
Quote from Phil
Phil: And so, by the powers vested in me by NoPainOrdain.com, I pronounce you, Dylan, and you, Haley, husband and wife.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Tonight is the L.A. premiere of "Sophie's Choice: The Musical." And it sold out in seconds, but the theater reserved a few amazing house seats for an online lottery.
Cameron: And there's a rumor Meryl Streep is going to be in the audience.
Mitchell: Oh, my God.
Cameron: You have to feel for that poor actress playing Sophie. It'd be like me sewing costumes in front of Bob Mackie.
Mitchell: And the award for the gayest thing ever said goes to...
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Is this a sign?
Mitchell: Yes! We are meant to see the show!
Cameron: No, it's one of those CAPTCHA things. Is that a road sign?!
Quote from Lily
Mitchell: Oh, thank you, sweetie. You saved us.
Lily: It's fine. I needed the miles.
Cameron: Thank you.
Mitchell: Where's she off to?
Cameron: I'm sure it's fine.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You look gorgeous. Now, remember...
Gloria: Okay, this is not my first time impressing your business associates. I know the drill. Laugh at their jokes, touch their arms...
Jay: Yeah, and if he pees on the floor, don't make a big deal out of it.
Gloria: What is happening?
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I quit the closet game to become the king of high-end, whimsical dog beds. And to market them today, I'm hosting social-media influencer Arthur Goodboy. This little stud has over million followers on the Instagram. One photo of him with a product can be a game-changer.
Quote from Dylan
Phil: Haley and Dylan are getting married.
Luke: Dressed like that?
Haley: Ugh. Now I have to invite Luke?
Alex: Not if you don't want to.
Luke: This feels great.
Haley: Okay, that is it. Luke, but no one else.
Dylan: Hey, so, my mom found out your parents are coming, 'cause I told her, and now she's on her way. And Grandpa's coming. You guys are gonna love him. Oh, but if he asks you to kill him, don't.