Jay Quote #1533
Jay: You know, it's... Thing about babies, you... you fall in love with a baby with the cutest little fat folds, and then... bam... they're gone. But it's okay, because in its place is this... toddler with the greatest laugh on Earth. And then one day, the toddler's gone, and in its place, a little kid that asks the most interesting questions you've ever heard. And this keeps going on like that, but you never get the chance to miss any of them, 'cause there's always a new kid to take the place of the old. Until they grow up. And then... in a moment, all those kids you fell in love with walk out the door at the same time.
Jay: Oh, I don't mean to be a bummer. I'm just saying it goes fast. Like the expression... "You never know the last time you pick up your kid."
Quote from Kids These Days
Jay: I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot. Hey, you died out and became Swedes! Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!
Quote from Bringing Up Baby
Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.
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Dylan: It still haunts her. Not to be weird, but she still won't let me mention your names while we're making love.
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Jay: I hate it when they get cute with the bathroom signs. Why would French fries mean ladies and baked potato gents? Just throw one of them into a skirt.
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Mitchell: So, uh, Dad, Gloria says that you won't take pills for your back?
Jay: I got to get this from all sides now? I don't like what they do to me, alright? They make me feel super...
Dylan: Horny? Constipated?
Jay: Emotional. You know, sometimes you can just ride out a pause, buddy. Anyway, the pain got so bad, I broke down. I took a couple in the men's room, which is the maximum dose, so strap in. You know, I'm gonna miss this place. Look, Spuddy Holly! He just about said it all, didn't he? "Scalloped, fried, lyonnaise. [voice breaking] Spuds' potatoes do amaze."