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Quote from Fulgencio

Sonia: [holding laundry basket] Where is the river?

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Quote from Fulgencio

Gloria: Sonia, can I help you?
Pilar: No, no, she's fine. It keeps her busy.
Sonia: We need more corn. Gloria, where is your garden? I will harvest some.
Pilar: They don't live that way, honey. Gloria, give me the keys. We'll go to the market.

Quote from Fulgencio

Sonia: Jay, if anything should happen to Gloria, I am there for you.
Gloria: What, Sonia? What's going to happen to me?
Sonia: You might go for a walk in your closet one day and never come back!

Quote from Fulgencio

Gloria: I want you to wear something beautiful tonight. So please, choose.
Sonia: What is this room?
Gloria: This is the closet.
Sonia: So all the people of the town, they leave their nice clothes with you?
Gloria: No. These are all my clothes. But I do miss the simple things at home.

Quote from Fulgencio

Gloria: How are things in the village?
Sonia: We had a flood.
Gloria: Ay, but it- It wasn't a bad one, right?
Sonia: We had a boat.
Gloria: Ay, that's great.
Sonia: We had a boat.

Quote from Fulgencio

Gloria: Are you dating anyone?
Sonia: You remember Antonio Marquez?
Gloria: Yes, of course. The most handsome boy in the school with those beautiful eyes.
Sonia: His father with the wooden leg... He lost it in the flood.
Gloria: So is it serious?

Quote from Fulgencio

Jay: I'd like to tell you the story of how I came to meet my incredible wife, because up until the birth of this child, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Claire: Mm, that feels good huh?
Jay: So it's morning. My car's getting waxed. I hop in the diner. I hear this adorable accent. I turn. I see this pretty girl talking to her friend. I send over a piece of pie.
Phil: All class.
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Jay: Couple of minutes later, who comes over to thank me but Gloria, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
Phil: Amen.
Jay: She sits down, we start talking, and we haven't stopped talking since. But here's the crazy part. I didn't send the pie to Gloria. Her back was to me. I sent it to her friend, who went to the bathroom and missed it. And that person is here today, Gloria's sister Sonia.
Phil: Isn't it funny how a simple twist of fate can change the whole-
Sonia: You stole my life! [attacking Gloria]

Quote from Fulgencio

Gloria: Sonia, please, let us do this for you. I really want you to be happy. Can you forgive me?
Sonia: It will take some time.
Gloria: As much as you need.
Sonia: And some dresses.
Gloria: As many as you want.
Sonia: And some shoes.
Gloria: You're angry now.

Quote from A Tale of Three Cities

Sonia: Hola, Jay.
Jay: Oh, hey Sonia.
Sonia: I see Gloria's avoiding me. She's still mad because I forwarded her that mass e-mail.
Jay: Could be that, or it could be the last time you saw her, you tried to steal me and kill her.

Quote from A Tale of Three Cities

Sonia: So, how is my sister?
Jay: Fantastic. Great. 'Course, with Joe and also her hot-sauce business, she got a lot on her plate. Hey, have you tried one of these Mexican cookies?
Sonia: They just call them cookies. I'll speak with Gloria later. [holding a gift-wrapped machete] I have to drop this at the gift table. [a man walks by with a machete] Great.

Quote from Perfect Pairs

Gloria: Sonia, I have very bad news to tell you.
Sonia: Let me get Néstor. He's my rock. Néstor!
Gloria: Ay, what happened to my independent sister that I admired so much because she needed no man?
Sonia: Where... is he?
Gloria: Well, I thought he was a gold digger, so I chased him out.
Sonia: You did what?!
Gloria: But the silver lining is that you still have all your money!
Sonia: What money? I don't have any money!
Gloria: What do you mean? The money from the hot-sauce business that you're doing so well.
Sonia: No, it was all a lie. I just didn't want him to be suspicious. Look, I'm wearing aluminum earrings! They're turning my ears green! Ay! It took me two years to land that rich, beautiful moron. Where am I going to get that kind of money?! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, I tripped! Someone call a lawyer!
Gloria: You didn't trip.
Sonia: Yes, I did! Look! [pours drink] Uh, the floor is all wet.
Gloria: Sonia, that didn't work at the Princess Cruise ship, and it's not going to work here.

Quote from Perfect Pairs

Sonia: Every time I try to get my life together, you always ruin it for me. You owe me a rich husband.
Gloria: I'll find you one. There are plenty of old, rich men around here that would do anything that you say.
Jay: Some of them can still hear.
Sonia: Oh. Who's this?
Jay: Oh. He's, um... He's the best hedge guy in town. Congratulate him. He just got a new plane.
Sonia: Ohh. A hedge guy. Fascinating. And how did you get started in that business?
Vic: I bought the clippers.
Sonia: [gasps] Wow! And where are you going, dressed so nice?
Vic: A wedding.
Sonia: Ohh, I love weddings.
Vic: Would you like to accompany me?
Sonia: I would love to! And can we take your plane?
Vic: Yeah, sure.

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