Quote from Gloria in Unplugged
Jay: Why didn't you just tell me this in the first place? Gloria: Ay, like you would be okay with me stealing a dog. Jay: No. Gloria: Exactly. That's why I didn't tell you. Now the dog is happy, Manny can sleep, and we have pickles. Jay: Okay, it worked out this time, but don't forget that stealing is against the law. Now maybe in Colombia- Gloria: Ah, here we go. Because in Colombia, we trip over goats and we kill people in the street. Do you know how offensive that is? Like we're Peruvians!