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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors: Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-.

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Quote from Erica in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?

Erica: Come on, Mom. It's a great school with an amazing music program.
Beverly: No, you're gonna go to JFA right here in town. We discussed this.
Erica: I am not going to the Jenkintown Funk Academy.
Beverly: Oh, so now you're too good for the Funk. Huh.
Erica: Yes, the Funk is in a mini-mall between a dry cleaner and a balloon shop.

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