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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Original Run: 2013-.

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Sunday, September 20, 2020

Quote from Murray in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Murray: Why?
Barry: I'm probably being a little paranoid, but it kind of seems like Bill hates my living guts.
Murray: Hoo-hoo. He sure does.
Barry: I don't get it. Mom says I'm literally a human ray of sunshine.
Murray: Your mom's a nice lady, but she's done some real damage to you.


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Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life

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Quote from Barry in Jedi Master Adam Skywalker

Barry: Hey, Ad-Rock! Good news. I wrote another verse to help you get back with Jackie.
Adam: Dude, everything's fine with us now. Please don't sing for me.
Erica: Just let it happen, or he'll never leave you alone.
Barry: [singing] Dear Jackie, I love you like no other But you know who's really awesome? Barry, my brother Black belt in karate, girls think he's a hottie It's like how much can you fit in one body? He's a god on Earth, an academic wiz To be Barry is divine, my words, not his I wish I could do what Big Tasty can But I'm only Adam, forever your man
(Erica, Lainey and Geoff join in on the chorus) Girl, I must confess Barry is my idol Barry really is the best Barry is the best To know him, we are blessed Barry rules the world He's a man, he's a man, he's a man Barry is the man.
I wrote that song for you, girl. Copyright Big Tasty Records.

Quote from Barry in O Captain! My Captain!

Barry: Science makes no sense, and I don't need it. Especially 'cause I'm gonna marry Kathy Ireland.
Beverly: Who?
Barry: Supermodel Kathy Ireland. I'm gonna be her lazy mooch of a husband who lives in her mansion in Ireland. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go brush up on my Irish culture and [bad Irish accent] find me gold at the end of the rainbow, mon.
Pops: Well, that accent was definitely Jamaican.