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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Original Run: 2013-.

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Thursday, May 13, 2021

Quote from Erica in Parents Just Don't Understand

Erica: Okay, we've got the party ball, the Solo cups, the black lights. Now we just need a theme.
Other Erica: It's our first major rager, so we got to go, like, stupid big so the campus knows we mean business. So, I was thinking "King Tuts and Egyptian Sluts."
Erica: Delta Fi just did "King Tuts and Egyptian Butts." Wait, I got it. "Girls Just Wanna Drink Rum."


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Barry: Ugh. This hair dye itches me like crazy, dude.
Matt: Don't touch anything else. Go wash your hands, quick, before it gets in your eyes.
Barry: Ow! I touched my eyes.
Andy: He's touching his eyes.
Matt: Why are you doing that?
Barry: 'Cause you told me not to, and I'm anti-establishment now. Damn my punk lifestyle! Ugh!

Quote from Barry in Major League'd

Barry: They just called me a four-eyed nerdling. That's so hurtful. Who talks to people like that just because they wear corrective lenses?
Adam: You? Almost every single day of my life?
Barry: Well, yeah, 'cause you're a four-eyed nerdling... Oh, no! I get it now!
Adam: You're just now getting that being called a nerd is hurtful?
Barry: Yes. Now that I'm affected, I care.
Adam: Great. 'Cause we actually have a chance to stand up and fight back.
Barry: No, guys I can't wear these things.
Adam: What's the worst that happens?
Barry: Look, there's a reason I refused to admit I needed these things. Yeah, I act all cool, but I'm not. And these glasses will just make it worse. I'm sorry. I can't do it.

Quote from Coach Mellor in O Captain! My Captain!

Adam: Whoa. Hey, hang on!
Coach Mellor: This better be important, Goldfarb.
Adam: It is. You double-skinned.
Coach Mellor: Oh, how about that? I did double-skin.
Adam: But you can't double-skin. It's Shirt, Skin, Shirt, Skin.
Coach Mellor: I can Skin-Skin anytime I like.
Adam: If you Skin-Skin, there's no rules. It's chaos. Maybe now you'll know what it feels like to be a young girl coming of age.
Adam: Wait, is this about Emmy?
Coach Mellor: The best teachers never reveal if it's about Emmy.
Adam: So it is about Emmy.
Coach Mellor: You should have just eaten the note. Everybody eats the note!
Adam: Why do people think eating paper is a viable option?!