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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors: Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-.

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Quote from Barry in O Captain! My Captain!

Beverly: Name three types of inert gases.
Barry: Easy. There's regular, unleaded, and farts?
Beverly: Farts?
Barry: Farts.
Beverly: The answer is not farts!
Barry: How is fart not a gas?!


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Evelyn Silver: Shhhh!
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Quote from Pops in Circle of Driving

Beverly: Are you guys okay?
Pops: No, I'm not okay. Barry took a dump in front of us.
Barry: I had to go.
Pops: It was bad.