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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Original Run: 2013-.

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Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Quote from Barry in Agassi

Barry: Behold Andre Agassi! The greatest player in the world. You know why?
Adam: Skill?
Barry: Partly. But the other part? A deadly combination of splash, flash, and mullet.
Adam: A mullet can do that?
Barry: A mullet doesn't have a boss. It takes no orders! It's above the law! Like Steven Seagal!
Adam: But Seagal has a ponytail.
Barry: Which is just a fancy mullet tied with a rubber band. Why aren't you writing any of this down?


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Quote from Coach Mellor in Goldberg on The Goldbergs

Coach Nick: Yo! Coach Rick!
Coach Mellor: Coach Nick.
Coach Nick: We need to powwow. Take a knee.
Coach Mellor: This is my gym. You take a knee.
Coach Nick: Can't, I said "Take a knee" first, so, according to the laws of coaching, you got to take it.

Quote from Coach Mellor in I Heart Video Dating

Murray: Thanks for sitting down with me, Rick.
Coach Mellor: Anything for my protege's old man. In a way, it's like we're married.
Murray: Yeah, that's gonna make this easier. Uh, thing is, Barry's not gonna be a gym teacher.
Coach Mellor: What's that now?
Murray: I think that Woody Allen said it best. [Imitating Woody Allen] "Those that can't do, teach.
And those that can't teach, teach gym."
Coach Mellor: How dare you. You call that a Woody Allen impression? [Imitating Woody Allen] This is a Woody Allen impression.
Murray: That's exactly what I'm doing.
Coach Mellor: You got to stammer like, like this. Use your hands more.

Quote from Coach Mellor in Goldberg on The Goldbergs

Coach Mellor: Hustle, hustle! Build that muscle! Let's go! I'm lookin' at you, Goldfarb.