The Goldbergs Quotes
The Goldbergs
A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.
Starring:
Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors:
Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Erica in Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
Erica: Come on, Mom. It's a great school with an amazing music program.
Beverly: No, you're gonna go to JFA right here in town. We discussed this.
Erica: I am not going to the Jenkintown Funk Academy.
Beverly: Oh, so now you're too good for the Funk. Huh.
Erica: Yes, the Funk is in a mini-mall between a dry cleaner and a balloon shop.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Beverly in The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.
Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life
Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.
Quote from Beverly in I Drank The Mold
Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horse play. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.
Quote Collections
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“Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother”
Failing as a mother is Beverly Goldberg's greatest nightmare, but also her most powerful guilt card for when her children threaten to go against her wishes.
21 quotes
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“Cooking with Beverly Goldberg”
Beverly Goldberg's best quotes about food, cooking and, of course, shrimp parm.
16 quotes