Friends Quotes
Friends

A group of friends confront the challenges of life as their twenties turn into their thirties in New York City.
Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer.
Original Run: 1994-2004.
Quote of the Day
Friday, March 5, 2021
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Stoned Guy
Chandler: Yeah, I just don't have a lot of chef-ing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Phoebe: Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Oh! Oh! Oh! Chandler and Monica! Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Oh, my eyes! My eyes!
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Quote Collections
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“The One with All the Christmas Quotes”
Enjoy quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Friends.
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“The One with All the Thanksgiving Quotes”
Enjoy the best quotes from the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends.
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Regina Phalange, the alias of Phoebe Buffay.
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“Ross Geller: We Were on a Break!”
As Ross was keen to remind his friends, he and Rachel were on a break when he slept with another woman.
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Joey Tribbiani's best quotes about food.
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Showcasing the unique musical talent of Phoebe Buffay.
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“Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?”
A collection of quotes featuring Joey's pick-up line, "Hey. How you doin'?"
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Trending Quotes
Quote from Rachel in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)
Rachel: The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
Monica: The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Phoebe: I brought you some housewarming gifts. Salt, so your life always has flavor. Bread, so you never go hungry. And a scented candle for the bathroom. Because, well, you know.
Quote from Joey in The One with the Birthing Video
Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.
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