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Friends

Friends

A group of friends confront the challenges of life as their twenties turn into their thirties in New York City.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer.
Original Run: 1994-2004.

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Saturday, May 8, 2021

Quote from Ross in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)

Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.

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Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point.
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Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's "moo."
Rachel: Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner

Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!

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Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

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Quote from Rachel in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
Monica: The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey

Phoebe: I brought you some housewarming gifts. Salt, so your life always has flavor. Bread, so you never go hungry. And a scented candle for the bathroom. Because, well, you know.

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Inappropriate Sister

Ross: I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus?
Chandler: Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day!