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Friends

Friends

A group of friends confront the challenges of life as their twenties turn into their thirties in New York City.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer.
Original Run: 1994-2004.

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Saturday, November 28, 2020

Quote from Ross in The One with the Jam

Chandler: Do I look fat?
Both: No.
Chandler: Okay. I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean I was calling her a cow.
Rachel: Okay, walk us through it, honey. Walk us through it.
Chandler: Okay. Janice said, "Hi. Do I look fat today?" And I looked at her-
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her? You never look. You just answer. It's like a reflex.
"Do I look fat?" "No."
"Is she prettier than I am?" "No."
"Does size matter?"
Rachel: "No."
Ross: And it works both ways.

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