Cheers Quotes



Cheers is a Boston bar "where everybody knows your name", run by former baseball player and recovering alcoholic Sam Malone.

Starring: Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt, Kelsey Grammer, Woody Harrelson, Nicholas Colasanto, Bebe Neuwirth.
Recurring Actors: Paul Willson, Jackie Swanson, Roger Rees, Keene Curtis, Dan Hedaya, Frances Sternhagen.
Original Run: 1982-1993.

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Quote from Diane in I Call Your Name

Sam: No, listen, if I had something to say, I'd say it. I'd even yell it out. Passionately. [goes into his office]
Diane: [follows Sam] What exactly did you and Frasier talk about?
Sam: Oh, come on, Diane. Let's drop this whole thing. It's going nowhere. We both have more important work to get back to. I know I'm running a little behind.
Diane: I hate it when you're smug. It means you think you have something on me. And I emphasize 'think'.
Sam: Ooh, I'm not thinking.
Diane: No, but this is as close as you get.


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Quote from Diane in Diane's Nightmare

Sam: Diane, Diane? Hey.
Diane: [wakes up] Sam. This may be a silly question, but you don't have a velvet smoking jacket, do you?
Sam: Hey, come on, I'm smoking in any jacket. What is this? What's going on?
Diane: But of course. I just had the weirdest dream. I thought I was waking up from a dream, but I was in another dream. Andy-Andy came back. Oh, it was terrible. And there was a wine cellar here. And we all went into it. And Frasier was a kleptomaniac, and you were smart.
Sam: When did it get weird?
Cliff: Hey, Sam? You wanna come continue this word game? Woody's on the brink of forming a syllable.
Sam: Oh, yeah. Whoa, wait a second. You never told me how that dream ended. Did you and l?
Diane: Certainly not.
Sam: Oh, well, that really was a bad dream, wasn't it?
[Diane is startled as she notices a pipe on Sam's desk. After picking the pipe up and smelling it, she relaxes. As she puts it in her mouth and blows, the pipe produces water bubbles.]

Quote from Frasier in The Girl in the Plastic Bubble

Frasier: Boy, I've never felt so low in my life.
Cliff: Well, Doc, if it means anything to ya, I'm here for ya.
Frasier: It doesn't, Cliff, but thanks.