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That '70s Show

That '70s Show

A group of teenage friends enjoy the final years of the '70s in small-town Wisconsin.

Starring: Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Don Stark.
Recurring Actors: Tanya Roberts, Lisa Robin Kelly, Tommy Chong.
Original Run: 1998-2006.

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Quote from Red in Till the Next Goodbye

Red: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years!
[The background behind Red and Kitty sways as Eric stares at them]
Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!


Quote from Eric in It's Only Rock and Roll

Eric: Look, Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eric: This is not the ass you're looking for. See, now you don't know what to do.

Quote from Fez in Going Mobile

Hyde: So, let's just do rock, paper, scissors, see who the best man is, all right?
Fez: No, no, no, no. I hate that game. I always lose.
Hyde: 'Cause you always pick rock.
Fez: That's because nothing beats rock.
Hyde: Paper beats rock. Those are the rules.
Fez: Eh, not buying it.
Hyde: Fine. We'll play a new game. How about cockroach, foot, nuclear bomb? Foot squashes cockroach. Nuclear bomb... Pow! ...blows up foot. And cockroach survives nuclear bomb.
Fez: Oh, that's great. I'll be nuclear bomb. Nothing beats nuclear bomb.
Hyde: I just told you, cockroach beats nuclear bomb.
Fez: Oh, we'll see about that.

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Quote from Eric in Thanksgiving

Fez: So you made out with a college girl?
Eric: Kind of.
Hyde: Start talking.
Kelso: Tell it like a story, like a sexy story.
Eric: Okay. She, like, jammed her entire tongue into my mouth. And you wouldn't think a girl had, like, that much tongue, you know?

Quote from Donna in First Date

Donna: [loudly] Here, chicken, chicken.
Eric: Donna, please. Ssh.
Donna: Oh, sorry.
Eric: Are- Are you okay?
Donna: I am great.
Eric: I think you're drunk.
Donna: I think I am, too. How could I be drunk?
Waiter: Wait, there's about five shots of alcohol in a Long Island Iced Tea.
Eric: Wait. Long Island Iced Tea?
Waiter: Yeah, you guys ordered drinks.
Donna: And I'm ready for another one.
Eric: Nope, she's good. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you.