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Adrian Monk is a former police officer turned private consultant, whose obsessive compulsions took over his life following the death of his wife.

Starring: Tony Shalhoub, Traylor Howard, Bitty Schram, Jason Gray-Stanford, Ted Levine.
Recurring Actors: Stanley Camel, Hector Elizondo, Tim Bagley, Jarrad Paul, John Turturro, Sarah Silverman, Emmy Clarke, Max Morrow / Kane Ritchotte.
Original Run: 2001-2009.

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Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service

Dr. Kroger: Or you can look at this like an opportunity. A chance for you to reassess your life, start over, do something completely different.
Adrian Monk: Different.
Dr. Kroger: Yeah. Different can be good.
Adrian Monk: Different good. Different good.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, it's not too late. You know, Winston Churchill did not become Prime Minister until he was 60.
Adrian Monk: What are you talking about? I'll never become Prime Minister.
Dr. Kroger: No, no, I'm not saying that-
Adrian Monk: I don't even live in England. Even if I did, I... I'd be such a long shot.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, it's just an example.
Adrian Monk: What do I do now?


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Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Daredevil

Natalie: Where are you going?
Adrian Monk: Bathroom.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why? [Monk is silent] I'll go with you.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, let me go with you.
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is At Your Service

Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion

Lieutenant Disher: Captain? I tracked down Kalimarakis. I don't think he's our guy. Number one, it turns out he was allowed to join the Olympic swim team as an alternate. He, uh, got a waiver.
Captain Stottlemeyer: So there's no motive.
Lieutenant Disher: Right. Number two, he's dead. He died in 1995. And number three, he moved to Europe in the late '80s. So there's no record of him ever returning-
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy. Randy, excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt you but could you read number two again?
Lieutenant Disher: Okeydoke. He's dead.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right. See, I probably would have stopped reading after number two. In fact, I would have read number two first.
Lieutenant Disher: You would have switched 'em?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. But that's just me. And probably every other adult on the planet Earth.

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Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married

Adrian Monk: What day is it?
Sharona: We were only in there for five minutes.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Can't See a Thing

Natalie: Mr. Monk, you know this is a top hospital. They're gonna do everything they can. You can't give up. There's always hope.
Adrian Monk: There's never hope.