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Modern Family: The Prescott

1110. The Prescott

Aired January 8, 2020

Alex’s new company is putting her up at a new luxury apartment with full amenities and a list of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of, without her knowing. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant’s famous sliders for his food blog, while Mitch and Cam sneak in separately to meet its most famous resident, David Beckham. Meanwhile, Luke and Manny head straight for the gym to try and pick up on older women and end up in some hot water with a few of the residents.

Quote from Manny

Jay: [aside to camera] Recently, I got a special edition Blu-ray of the best movie ever made, "Lawrence of Arabia." Word is, The Prescott has a state-of-the-art screening room with surround sound. Know what it doesn't have? Manny.
Manny: Hello! I would've gone with a tracking shot there. I sure hope he finds a plot out there in that desert.


Quote from Phil

Claire: Honey, if you don't like my hair, I can change it.
Phil: What? I love it.
Claire: Maybe next week I can arrange a little rendezvous with a redhead.
Phil: O-Okay.

Quote from Jay

Higgins: Behold, our famous candy wall.
Jay: Hey, Sugar Babies.
Higgins: Yes, honey buns?
Jay: No, Sugar Babies. The greatest movie candy of all time.
Higgins: A thousand apologies. I will track some down for you straight away.
Jay: You wouldn't mind?
Higgins: Mind? Please. There is no greater joy than fetching something I've never heard of for someone I've only just met.

Quote from Cameron

Higgins: May I help you with something?
Cameron: Oh. Uh, no, I'm just... I'm waiting for someone.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: And his name is David Beckham. Resident at The Prescott. Okay, Mitchell hates it when I do this, but every time I meet a celebrity, I ask them to record my outgoing message. My current one is from when I saw Snoop Dogg at a bank.
[plays message:]
Cameron: Sorry I missed you. As you can see...
Snoop Dogg: I'm busy!
Cameron: And sometimes things can...
Snoop Dogg: Get away from me!
Cameron: Please leave a message, including your phone number, just for...
Snoop Dogg: Security!

Quote from Mitchell

Mitchell: [aside to camera] I was not gonna let Cam ruin my chance to thank my wallpaper, Victoria Beckham, one-on-one. Okay, so, it was 1997. I was in Detroit for a Spice Girls concert with my girlfriend. I was going to propose to her, had the ring in my pocket and everything, when from the stage, Posh looked right at me and said, [British accent] "Be true to yourself, Mitchell!" [normal voice] Okay, you know, she might've said "Michigan," but she was looking right at me! She inspired me to come out that night. I had that diamond reset as an anklet charm, and I was off to the races.

Quote from Luke

Luke: What kind of gym bag is that, anyway?
Manny: It's a satchel, you ignorant sneeze.
Luke: You have been so unpleasant lately.
[aside to camera:]
Luke: On a definitely related note, Manny hasn't gotten any action in months. Well, other than whatever gave him carpal tunnel. Luckily, The Prescott has an '80s aerobi-cise class, which will be full of single older ladies. Women hit a sweet spot right after 40 where they still look great but their standards have lowered.

Quote from Jay

Jay: [aside to camera] Some moron food blogger took a shot at one of my favorite spots. So I go after him using my screen name, "Closet Outlaw." It escalates, and he turns his army of followers against me. As I wrote in my last comment... "Let's see how well my fist pairs with your face."

Quote from Luke

Luke: Still no sign of the ladies.
Manny: Maybe they're in a different cabana. Mine's here.
Luke: Let's wait for the blonde. I only know how to do this with even numbers.

Quote from Phil

Higgins: It looks like you're finished with the slider?
Phil: I am, and can I be honest? I prefer bigger buns.
Higgins: It's wonderful to just talk like men sometimes, isn't it?
Phil: It is.

Quote from Manny

Manny: This one's from me. The ribboning isn't my best... I have carpal tunnel.

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