Cheers Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- 701 How to Recede in Business
- 702 Swear to God
- 703 Executive Sweet
- 704 One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
- 705 Those Lips, Those Ice
- 706 Norm, Is That You?
- 707 How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
- 708 Jumping Jerks
- 709 Send in the Crane
- 710 Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
- 711 Adventures in Housesitting
- 712 Please Mr. Postman
- 713 Golden Boyd
- 714 I Kid You Not
- 715 Don't Paint Your Chickens
- 716 The Cranemakers
- 717 Hot Rocks
- 718 What's Up, Doc?
- 719 The Gift of the Woodi
- 720 Call Me Irresponsible
- 721 Sisterly Love
- 722 The Visiting Lecher
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
- Season 11
Cheers
Cheers is a Boston bar where "everybody knows your name", run by former baseball player and recovering alcoholic Sam Malone.
Starring:
Ted Danson, Shelley Long, Kirstie Alley, Rhea Perlman, John Ratzenberger, George Wendt, Kelsey Grammer, Woody Harrelson, Nicholas Colasanto, Bebe Neuwirth.
Recurring Actors:
Paul Willson, Jackie Swanson, Roger Rees, Keene Curtis, Dan Hedaya, Frances Sternhagen.
Original Run: 1982-1993.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Norm in The Little Match Girl
Sam: Listen, just... Just start cleaning up. You know, we're gonna all gonna feel better if we just start cleaning up.
Carla: You know, I gotta say, Sammy, you're taking this whole thing pretty darn well. Not like some people.
Norm: Oh, the humanity. [crying]
Frasier: Norm, I wish you'd stop saying that. You've got to get a hold of yourself.
Norm: I'm sorry, I... I just... This place means so damn much to me. It's my home. Hell, for the last few years, it's been my life. And the thought of living without it, Sammy...
Sam: Oh, buddy. [Norm hugs Sam]
Norm: Now, I'm gonna be over at Gary's for the next few days, okay? I want you to give me a call when it looks decent, all right?
Popular Quotes
Quote from Norm in Tan 'n' Wash
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Cliff in Teaching with the Enemy
Frasier: I want you all to know... I'm not blaming her. It's because of me that my life is in the arms of another man.
Woody: Uh, well, you mean "wife," don't you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: What?
Woody: You said "life." "It's because of me my life is in the arms of another man."
Cliff: Oh, that's a- That's a Freudian slip there, Woody.
Woody: What's a Freudian slip?
Cliff: Oh, that's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother.
Quote from Woody in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?
Trending Quotes
Quote from Cliff in The Bartender's Tale
Cliff: Oh, my aching back. My postal career is over.
Sam: Ooh. Cliff, you look terrible. Was today Sears catalog day?
Cliff: That's right. Yeah and that's not all. Spiegel catalog came out at the same time. Yeah, it's a phenomenon that happens once every 27 years when both marketing strategies are in the same equinox.
Lillian: Come here, you great silly sausage.
Cliff: Why, what's going on?
Lillian: Hush, pet. Fear not. One, two... [cracks Cliff's back]
Cliff: Hey, Lillian, thank you very much. I feel like grabbing every woman in the joint and just dancing.
Carla: How much to put him back the way he was?