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Cheers: Pitch It Again, Sam

924. Pitch It Again, Sam

Aired March 28, 1991

An old baseball rival of Sam's ask him to pitch at his career celebration day at Yankee Stadium. Meanwhile, Woody adopts a dog that followed Cliff on his postal route.

Quote from Rebecca

Woody: 78, 79... If you keep moving around, Spotty, I'm not gonna be able to get an accurate count. 1, 2, 3, 4...
Rebecca: I guess you've given up on finding his owner, huh?
Woody: Well, why don't you want me to have this dog, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: It's not that I don't want you to have the dog, Woody, it's just that I have this this thing about being completely honest when it comes to lost pets. Okay, when I was ten years old, I had this beautiful Persian cat named Princess. She only loved me. She didn't like anybody else in my family. One day I woke up, Princess was gone. My mom and dad said that she got out through the bedroom window. The weird thing is, I could have sworn that bedroom window was painted shut. It bothered me for years.
Frasier: Then as you matured, you came to accept the fact that it was your parents who, in fact, got rid of the cat.
Rebecca: What?! My Princess?! They took my Princess?!


Quote from Norm

Cliff: Hey, guys, guess what followed me home.
Carla: A slime trail?
Cliff: This cute little fellow right here. Huh? Isn't he sweet? The cutest little dog you've ever seen, huh?
Sam: What you gonna do with him, Cliff?
Cliff: Oh, l, I thought we'd just keep him in the bar here, Sam, you know, kind of like a bar mascot.
Norm: Guys, I kind of thought I was the bar mascot.

Quote from Woody

Woody: Hey, this is fun. Did you have a trademark, Sam?
Sam: Shut up and leave me alone.
Woody: Actually, Sam, that's more of a motto.

Quote from Carla

Norm: No, come on, man, don't let him lick your- Ew! Don't let him lick your lips like that.
Cliff: Oh, it's okay. You know, it's an interesting fact that that dog's mouth is probably cleaner than anybody's in this bar.
Carla: There's a shock.

Quote from Frasier

Norm: Fras, how about you? You want to play with the puppy?
Frasier: I don't know. Uh, my mother never allowed me to have a puppy when I was a boy. Consequently, she instilled in me a slight fear of animals.
Norm: I'd say it's about time you got over that. Come on, now, Spotty. I want you to say hello to your Uncle Frasier.
Frasier: Well, hello, Spotty. Norm, l... I think Spotty wants to go away now.
Norm: No. He feels pretty comfortable there, doesn't he?
Frasier: Well, did I mention to you that, uh, Spotty wants to buy you a beer?
Norm: Good boy, Spotty.

Quote from Woody

Woody: Can I help you?
Dutch Kincaid: Yeah. I'm looking for a yellow-bellied, runny-nosed has-been.
Woody: Hmm, can't make one of those. I'm out of cassis.

Quote from Carla

Carla: That'll teach you to pinch a lady's butt in a locker room.
Sam: Guys giving you trouble?
Carla: No. I was teaching them how to pinch a lady's butt in a locker room.

Quote from Sam

Sam: Ah, look at this. I'm focused, I'm psyched, I'm sober. Hey, Dutch doesn't stand a chance today?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Only one thing missing, huh?
Carla: I know, Sam.
Sam: Yeah, I wish Coach were here.
Carla: He is.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Call me sentimental, but doesn't this bring back the old days?
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: I want you to get out there, Sammy, grind him into a raw, meaty pulp, spread him on home plate and slide into his guts. [sobbing] I've got to get a Kleenex.

Quote from Cliff

Ballplayer: Hey, you guys aren't supposed to be in here.
Cliff: [mouth full] That's all right, we're with Sam Malone.
Norm: [mouth full] Mm-hmm. We're his personal trainers.
Ballplayer: So you're okay down here?
Cliff: [chuckles] We know our way around a dugout, pally.
Norm: Look out, Cliffy. Incoming.
Cliff: Boy, that ball girl's really got an arm, huh? Here you go, Toots. Aw, Norm.
Norm: What?
Cliff: Barbecue sauce got all over the nachos. [both eat]
Both: Hey!

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