Norm: You're gonna have to give up an awful lot of stuff. For example, no more limousines.
Kelly: Oh, that's okay. I can take taxis.
Norm: No, Kelly, I don't think Woody can even afford taxis. You'll have to take the subway.
Kelly: The what?
Norm: The "T". You know, the subway.
Kelly: Come again?
Norm: The subway, the the little trains that run underground, carry people back and forth.
Kelly: Right, an underground train. You're such a joker, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: Kelly, they exist, and, and most people take them to work every day.
Kelly: Sure they do, Mr. Peterson. All right, I'll take your little underground train tomorrow morning. Underground trains! Woo-woo!

Kelly: Henri, you're gonna love this. Woody thinks you really are trying to steal me away from him.
Henri: Oh! [laughs] Oh, that's so funny. I am, you know. Right out from under your nose. [laughs]
Kelly: See how he is, Woody? He really cracks me up.
Woody: [laughs] Yeah, that's a good one. Now, I got one for you, Henri. Get your hands off my girlfriend.
Kelly: Henri, if you'll excuse us a moment. Woody, I think you were a little rude to Henri just now.
Woody: Yeah, well, I think Henri was a little rude, too.
Kelly: He's supposed to be rude; he's French.

Kelly: Hi, everybody. Where's Woody?
Rebecca: Well, he's out looking for you. What happened, Kelly? Did you get lost?
Kelly: No, I was having such a great time I didn't want it to end. I love the subway.
Rebecca: Wait a minute, you liked the subway?
Kelly: Not at first. I got real angry because a lot of other people tried to get on my subway car. And then I met some young people who apparently work for the city because they were spray-painting the walls, and they let me write, "Kelly loves Woody," in a big red heart. And then the pigs came and we ran.

Kelly: I can't believe it!
Woody: Oh, wait, Kelly. It's not what it looks like.
Kelly: Don't make excuses, Woody. Now I see what's going on. You're busy every night and you won't tell me why. I walk in here and find the two of you kissing in the back room of a bar. It all adds up... You're in a play and you didn't even tell me!
Woody: Wait! Maybe I was just cheating on you!

Kelly: Oh, I almost forgot. Sam.
Sam: Yeah?
Kelly: You're invited to come Saturday, too. After all, you're almost a member of the family. Mother, Sam was the one who introduced Woody and me.
Sam: Actually, no, I didn't.
Kelly: You didn't?
Sam: No.
Kelly: Oh, gee, it would be rude to un-invite you now, so l... l guess we're stuck. Well, we'll see you.

Woody: Hey, Kelly, guess what? Ms. Howe said you can work here.
Kelly: Really? Oh, that's great. Oh, thanks, Ms. Howe.
Rebecca: Oh, welcome aboard, Kelly.
Kelly: I can't believe I have a real job.
Rebecca: [hands Kelly an apron] You know what to do with this.
Kelly: Wow, I sure do. [goes to tie it around her neck] Do you guys have lobster for lunch every day?

Carla: Kelly. Kelly Kelly! [separates Woody and Kelly] Look, uh, I gotta ask you something. I'm making you guys an astrological marriage chart for a wedding present. And I gotta get some information.
Kelly: Oh, gee, I... I don't know my sign, but I know I'm not a Virgo.

Cliff: Yeah, there's only one thing left to do. I'll just take this to the public. Beetabaga fajita on a pita?
Kelly: No habla espanol, senor.

Kelly: Woody, are you okay? I was afraid something awful had happened to you.
Woody: Yeah, well, maybe it did.
Kelly: I kept waiting for you to come back to the party, and at first I just figured you'd gone out on to the front lawn and got lost, like last week. But now I know something's wrong.

Kelly: Well, if that's what you want, Woody, then I'll go to Europe, but how will I know you'll still be here for me when I get back?
Woody: Well, how about this? We could get secretly engaged.
Kelly: Oh, yes, Woody. That's a wonderful idea. It'll be our special secret. I'll be in Europe, and you'll be here. We'll have an unspoken bond across the ocean.
Woody: Oh, that sounds swell. So you won't date any other guys while you're in Europe?
Kelly: Well, Woody, if I don't date any other guys, then people might suspect that I'm secretly engaged.
Woody: Yeah, that's right. So I'll have to do the same thing back here in the States, except, of course, I'll date women.
Kelly: Right, Woody.
Woody: Yeah. Now, wait a minute. You're not already secretly engaged to someone else, are you?
Kelly: No. But even if I were, I couldn't tell you because it would be a secret.
Woody: Boy, I can trust you.