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Cheers: Grease

906. Grease

Aired October 25, 1990

Norm is devastated when his favorite restaurant, the Hungry Heifer, is listed for demolition. Meanwhile, Rebecca is upset when Robin Colcord is made to pick litter outside the bar, although Sam can barely contain his delight.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, how would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.

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Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, how's life treatin' you, there, Norm?
Norm: Beats me... then it kicks me and leaves me for dead.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Hi, Sammy. Sorry I'm late. There's a prison work crew in the park across the street. Man, you should have heard some of those raunchy, sleazy, come-ons.
Sam: Pretty bad, huh?
Carla: Oh, yeah. I really outdid myself. I should write a book.

Quote from Cliff

Woody: Sam, you missed a great lunch. Mr. Clavin and Mr. Peterson treated me at the Hungry Heifer.
Sam: How was it?
Cliff: Wednesday Ribscapade, Sammy. End of story.
Frasier: Well, where's the third member of your gastronomic suicide squad?
Woody: Mr. Peterson's still at the Heifer. Uh, you know, we got some bad news. They're gonna tear the place down.
Frasier: Oh, dear!
Woody: Well, I can see why Norm would want to spend some final moments of contemplation in the place that meant so much to him.
Cliff: No, no, he was just sopping up some gravy with a Parker House roll.
Frasier: Well, each man mourns in his own way.
Sam: I hope it doesn't hit him too hard.
Carla: What's the big deal? So they're leveling another beef joint.
Cliff: Another beef joint? You obviously have never been there for "You Keep the Hoof" night.

Quote from Norm

Sam: We feel bad 'cause we know how much the Hungry Heifer means to you.
Norm: You don't know the half of it, Sammy. I love the Heifer. Don't know what I'm gonna do without that place. It was like my home away from Cheers. If you'll excuse me, guys, I just want to be alone.
[As Norm walks away from the bar, Sam picks up Norm's beer.]
Norm: Hey, whoa! Ho. Not that alone.

Quote from Norm

Frasier: Now, Norm, there are there are many roads open to you. Geez, you well, you could do something to help save the Hungry Heifer. Or, well, better yet, you could help do something to save yourself! Turn over a new leaf. You could diet, exercise, work for a charitable cause. Or, if you want the ultimate way of guaranteeing your immortality, go home to Vera and start a family right this minute.
Norm: Frasier. You are right. When you're right, you are right! I am gonna do it! [friends shouting encouragement] I'm gonna save the Hungry Heifer!
Frasier: Well, what about, uh, dieting, exercise, making a baby with Vera?
Norm: Pfft! You do it.

Quote from Woody

Woody: I know how hard it is to get people to sign a petition. Yeah, I remember back in Hanover I tried to gather signatures to rebuild the town band shell after the Fourth of July explosion. Oh, I had a heck of a time. I couldn't even get my Uncle Elwood to sign.
Sam: Oh. Couldn't even convince your uncle, huh?
Woody: Oh, he was convinced. He just couldn't grip the pen. See, he was- He was in charge of lighting the fireworks. They had extra small fuses that year. [Norm starts to walk away] No- No-
Norm: Time to pound the pavement.

Quote from Cliff

Norm: Well, I went over to City Hall to drop off the petition, right? Stopped in to do a little research. It turns out that the Hungry Heifer is the only building on the entire Eastern Seaboard that has a giant red-eyed steam-snorting bull on the roof.
Woody: What about Hub's Steak Hut?
Norm: It's gone.
Cliff: Well, Lucky Chucky's Chuck House?
Norm: Struck by lightning.
Frasier: Bill's Place for Steak?
Norm: Stolen.
Cliff: Wow. That really is the end of an era.
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: Wonder who's next. Are they gonna take down those big buckets of chicken? There's a message in this for the Big Boy: get rid of those overalls and get a real job. Yeah. You know who doesn't have to worry? Denny. [chuckles] Nobody knows what he looks like. Oh, sorry, was that out loud?

Quote from Norm

Norm: Anyway, the city planner's office issued a temporary injunction against any demolition until it can be determined whether the Hungry Heifer can be declared a roadside landmark.
Rebecca: Oh, congratulations, Norm.
Norm: Gentlemen, start your enzymes.
All: [chanting] Norm. Norm. Norm. Norm.
Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna invite you guys all to the Hungry Heifer tonight. Well, what was supposed to be a sad little farewell dinner is gonna turn into the happiest meal of Mr. Sid Nelson's life. Everyone's gonna be there, guys. Even the Big Eaters Circle.
Woody: You in that, Mr. P?
Norm: Oh, no, no, Woody, please. This is a closed table. I mean, someone has to die before you can get a seat there.
Woody: Wow, too bad.
Norm: Oh, no. These guys drop dead like once a week. I've got a real shot at it, I think.

Quote from Woody

Frasier: Well, you know, this is not atypical behavior. I mean, many people can form emotional bonds to significant places in their lives. I think we should all be very sensitive to what Norm is going through.
Sam: Yeah, you know, that's a good idea, Fras. Maybe we shouldn't say anything to remind him of the Hungry Heifer when he comes back here. You know, maybe not say any words like, uh, "beef" or "meat."
Woody: Sam, what about "meet" as in, "Let's meet for dinner tonight?"
Sam: Yeah. That'd be fine, Woody.
Woody: Great. W- Where do you want to go? You feel like Chinese?
Sam: You know, on second thought, maybe that's not a good idea.
Woody: That's why I asked.

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