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A Kiss Is Still a Kiss

‘A Kiss Is Still a Kiss’

Season 6, Episode 10 -  Aired December 3, 1987

Sam encourages Rebecca to reveal her feelings to her boss, Evan Drake (Tom Skerritt).

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm.
Sam: How's life treating you?
Norm: It's not, Sammy, but that doesn't mean you can't.

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Quote from Sam

Sam: Uh, well, it seems that the love of your life there thinks that because he's never seen you date anybody that maybe you... Well, prefer ladies.
Rebecca: You- You set him straight, didn't you?
Sam: Based on what?
Rebecca: God, I- I can't believe this. He's all I ever think about, and now he thinks that I'm...
Sam: Yeah, yeah, it's a nutty world, isn't it? You know something, though, I'll bet you could change his mind real quick if you were to show up at his party just crawling all over this incredibly good-looking, hot, macho stud.
Rebecca: You for instance?
Sam: You recognized the description.

Quote from Rebecca

Sam: Don't blame me. I told you to talk to the guy, not inhale his gum.
Rebecca: I couldn't help myself.
Sam: Yeah, well, at least you know how he feels now. He's not interested.
Rebecca: Who wanted to know that?
Sam: You did. You were miserable not knowing.
Rebecca: I was happy being miserable. Now you've ruined it.

Quote from Sam

Woody: Oh, boy, I need change for this 50.
Harry: You need change. Maybe I can help you, huh?
Woody: Great.
Cliff: Hold it, hold it.
Harry: Oh, come on, guys. Give me a break. I'm a reformed man.
Norm: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you wouldn't mind if we monitored this little transaction.
Cliff: Yeah.
Harry: Wouldn't mind at all. Okay, you got 50 bucks. Here's one, two, three, four, five. Norm, what time is it?
Norm: 11:00.
Harry: 11, hmm? 12, 13, 14. Gee, my watch must be fast. I got, uh, 11:25. 26, 27, 28. Cliff, you have not aged a day. How old are you?
Cliff: Oh 39.
Harry: 39. 40, 41, forty... Wait. You can't be that old. When were you born?
Cliff: '47.
Harry: 48, 49, 50. There you go, barkeep.
Woody: Thank you.
Harry: Good to see you, guys.
Norm: Yeah.
Harry: Hey, Sam, long time no see.
Sam: What was Harry the Hat doing here?
Woody: He just came in for a beer.
Sam: Oh.
Woody: And some change.
Sam: Oh... [runs after Harry]

Quote from Norm

Cliff: Oh, hey, Normie? Listen, that was great meat loaf last night, huh?
Norm: It was, wasn't it? You know, uh, Cliff, I've been meaning to talk to you.
Cliff: Hmm?
Norm: I don't mind you staying with us for a little while till you get your new place, but, uh, it's beginning to be a little bit of a problem for Vera. The dishes, the bed, the way you leave the bathroom in the morning. [laughs] You got to start leaving something for her to do, pal. I mean, she wants to spend time with me.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Booze, Woody, and quickly.
Woody: What's the matter, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Oh, I'm devastated. I need something expeditious and brutal to numb my sensibilities and blast me into sweet oblivion.
Woody: How about a boilermaker?
Frasier: Make it a mimosa.

Quote from Frasier

Sam: What's got you so upset?
Frasier: Some college professor has just published an article that refutes everything I said in my last paper.
Cliff: Sounds like a shoot-out at the cuckoo corral.
Frasier: What could motivate an honored and distinguished colleague to launch a personal attack like this?
Sam: Well, now, maybe it's just a, you know, honest difference of opinion between scholars.
Frasier: Oh, goose poop, Sam, the man's a yahoo.

Quote from Sam

Evan Drake: Sam Malone. Evan Drake.
Sam: How do you do?
Evan Drake: I've been looking forward to meeting you. I was a big fan of yours.
Sam: Oh. Any fan of mine is certainly welcome here, especially one who could fire me like a shot. What can I get you?
Evan Drake: You got some 20-year-old Scotch?
Sam: Uh, no, but we got some pretzels that have been around for a while here. [laughs] How about a Dewar's, huh?
Evan Drake: That'll do it.
Sam: So, Mr. Drake, things are going pretty good at the old bar.
Evan Drake: Well, I'm glad to hear that. We sank a lot of bucks into it.
Sam: Oh, boy, don't talk to me about sinking, man. I lost my boat and...
Evan Drake: Yeah, I heard.

Quote from Woody

Norm: Can you settle an argument here? How much you figure a guy like that pays for his socks?
Frasier: Well, I've seen those at Barney's. They're about 75 a pair.
Woody: [chuckles] Even I pay a dollar for mine.

Quote from Sam

Sam: The next thing I know, there's a guys standing next to me... So there I am in the locker room signing the game ball for this guy, buck naked. I tell you, I'll never forget his name, because it was so unusual. Ueberroth.
Evan Drake: Peter Ueberroth, the Baseball Commissioner?
Sam: Uh, that's where the story kind of falls apart. I'll be right back.

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