Cheers Quote of the Day
Sunday, February 9, 2025
Quote from Norm in A Fine French Whine
Henri: I am being kicked out, just because I am not a citizen and I have no job and I have no prospect for a job and I have no wish for a job.
Norm: Wait a minute, they can kick you out of the country for that?
Sam: No, no, relax, you you were born here.
Norm: God bless America.
Cliff: Hey, amen.
Recent Quotes
Saturday, February 8, 2025
Quote from Lilith in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Sam: You guys look like you had a good time.
Frasier: We had oodles of fun. And we lost a combined 11 pounds to boot.
Cliff: Wait, you lost weight on a cruise? I heard there were wall-to-wall meals.
Lilith: There were also wall-to-wall waves.
Frasier: Yes. Well, fortunately, after three days of giving Chef Hugo's fine cuisine back to the sea, we were fitted with these little, uh, ear patches. They seemed to do the trick.
Lilith: And put us to sleep for the rest of the trip.
Carla: So you guys spent seven days and nights snoozing and barfing your way through the Caribbean?
Lilith: And we've never felt slimmer and more refreshed.
Friday, February 7, 2025
Quote from Woody in Send in the Crane
Woody: All right, all right. All right! I'm going on tonight! I'm going on!
Frasier: What do you mean, in your theater group?
Woody: Yeah, yeah. The lead has a fever of 106. The rest of the cast tried to drag him out of bed, but he kept falling down. I get to go on!
Rebecca: Woody, are you ready to go? We're going to be late for the kiddie party.
Woody: Oh, Ms. Howe, I hate to let you down, but I can't be your clown. I'm playing Marc Antony. "Friends, Romans, countrymen."
Rebecca: What are you talking about?
Woody: Countrymen - people who live outside the city. You know, shepherds, farmers, ranchers.
Thursday, February 6, 2025
Quote from Frasier in Rebecca Redux
Frasier: I would like to nominate as the stupidest creature on Earth the one who awakens each day to drive through gridlocked traffic, to sit in a windowless office breathing re-circulated air, then returns home and collapses into a stupor... only to do the same damn thing all over again every day until he dies.
Norm: Looking forward to that vacation, eh, Fras?
Frasier: You bet. We're going to Maui.
Wednesday, February 5, 2025
Quote from Lilith in Dinner at Eight-ish
Diane: But this is quite a surprise. You've only known each other a few months, and you're moving in together? That's pretty impetuous.
Lilith: Well, a week ago, we decided to take a chance on cohabitation, but we waited a week before announcing the news, so as to avoid putting any undue pressure on the success or failure of the endeavor. And now we are pleased to announce the effort a limited success.
Diane: Yes, pretty darn impetuous.
Tuesday, February 4, 2025
Quote from Rebecca in Finally! (Part 1)
Rebecca: Sam?
Sam: Yeah.
Rebecca: What's the matter? Something wrong? Are you disappointed?
Sam: Why would I be disappointed?
Rebecca: Well, I guess I kind of thought you wanted me.
Sam: What would give you that idea?
Rebecca: I don't know. A guy hits on you every day for 3 or 4 years, you kind of start to trust it.
Monday, February 3, 2025
Quote from Sam in Just Three Friends
Sam: Listen, I didn't want to have to tell you this because you're pals and all, but she's coming on to me gangbusters. What are you looking at me like that for?
Diane: I can't believe you're saying this.
Sam: Well, I'll tell you something else, I need a little help here. I don't have much experience saying no to women. The closest I've gotten is, "Not now, we're landing."
Upcoming Quotes
Monday, February 10, 2025
A quote from Woody in the episode What Is... Cliff Clavin?.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
A quote from Woody in the episode Cry Harder.
Wednesday, February 12, 2025
A quote from Coach in the episode Cheerio, Cheers.
Thursday, February 13, 2025
A quote from Coach in the episode Snow Job.
Friday, February 14, 2025
A quote from Norm in the episode Dance, Diane, Dance.