Cheers Quote of the Day

Friday, April 12, 2024

Quote from Diane in I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2

Diane: I want you to know something. Ever since we've known each other, I've said to myself, "One day, we are going to get down to the real you." Well, we did it. Do you know what the difference is between you and a fat, braying ass?
Sam: Nope.
Diane: The fat, braying ass would.
Sam: Speaking of fat, braying asses, you're about to get dumped on yours.


Recent Quotes

Thursday, April 11, 2024

Quote from Norm in Dance, Diane, Dance

Diane: I'm too excited to stick around. Anyway, you know how to lock up, right, Norman?
Norm: You kidding? I'm the one who taught you.
Diane: Right. Good night. [exits]
Norm: Yeah. Well. Ah, alone in a bar. Maybe Diane is right. I guess dreams can come true.

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Quote from Woody in For Real Men Only

Woody: This is a piece of my very first baby blanket.
Norm: Now, uh, what do those little dots signify?
Woody: Well, that represents my very first childhood disease, smallpox. I almost died. [rubs it against his face]
Cliff: Well, what's that, uh, long green thing there?
Woody: Oh, uh, this is the beanstalk from my first high school play. I fell off of it in the first act, cracked 2 ribs and punctured a lung. I almost died. Oh, this red patch here represents the big fire that burned down my house when I was 6.
Norm: And what, you almost died?
Woody: No, I got out. But while I was running away, I fell in this well, right here and I almost... Well, you know.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Quote from Norm in Coach Returns to Action

Cliff: So, how was your Sunday, Norm? You catch the Celtics-75ers game?
Norm: Oh, yes, and the Bruins-Flyers, the Ramos-Ramos fight. Yesterday, Australian rules football. Tomorrow, we got Boston College play Iona. Put that money down, pal.
Cliff: Eh, I'll be ready.
Diane: Doesn't your wife ever complain that you never spend any time with her?
Norm: Would you?

Monday, April 8, 2024

Quote from Nick Tortelli in If Ever I Would Leave You

Sam: You know, you're not the first guy to lose a woman, Nick.
Nick Tortelli: Yeah, but you haven't heard the worst. You see, Loretta wouldn't marry me unless I signed one of them, uh, "pre-nupital" agreements and put everything in her name. I was up to my eyeballs in amore that night. She got the house and the Tortelli Television Hospital.
Sam: Oh, ouch. Let me get you a drink.
Nick Tortelli: Oh, no, I couldn't. I don't have anything, Sam. I couldn't pay for it.
Sam: No, it's on the house.
Nick Tortelli: Nick Tortelli don't take charity or pity. Or soda. So make it neat, Sam.

Sunday, April 7, 2024

Quote from Norm in Thanksgiving Orphans

Carla: [doorbell rings] I'll get it.
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Carla: Where's Vera?
Norm: She's, uh, she's gonna put on a little more makeup. That, uh, first coat didn't really take.

Saturday, April 6, 2024

Quote from Cliff in Behind Every Great Woman

Carla: So how was your meal at the Hungry Heifer?
Norm: Well, Cliff was a little fussy at first, but I think I made a convert out of him.
Carla: Really?
Cliff: Well, yeah, my steak was a little gristly, but what do you expect from a place decorated with a mural depicting the Heimlich manoeuvre?

Upcoming Quotes

Saturday, April 13, 2024

A quote from Norm in the episode Tale of Two Cuties.

Sunday, April 14, 2024

A quote from Coach in the episode Peterson Crusoe.

Monday, April 15, 2024

A quote from Rebecca in the episode Finally! (Part 1).

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

A quote from Diane in the episode Love Thy Neighbor.

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

A quote from Cliff in the episode Where There's a Will.