Cheers Quote of the Day

Monday, September 27, 2021

Quote from Rebecca in The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit

Rebecca: What does this mean? When did Evan start taking Sam to lunch? When did the two of them become good friends? When did I start talking to myself?

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Sunday, September 26, 2021

Quote from Lilith in I'm Okay, You're Defective

Frasier: Here. The will is signed and witnessed. I hope you're happy, woman. I wash my hands of the entire affair. I want that thing sealed up and put into a vault until...
Lilith: Until you're sealed and put in a vault?
Frasier: I am just your ball of yarn today, aren't l?

Saturday, September 25, 2021

Quote from Rebecca in The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit

Rebecca: What does this mean? When did Evan start taking Sam to lunch? When did the two of them become good friends? When did I start talking to myself?

Friday, September 24, 2021

Quote from Diane in I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday

Diane: Sam? Is now a bad time?
Sam: No, but I think it's about to be.
Diane: You goose. Sam, would you say that our relationship has matured?
Sam: If you mean getting kind of old, yeah.
Diane: Well, you're a regular Noel Coward with a liquor license.
Sam: I don't-- I don't get it.
Diane: I'm painfully aware of that.

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Quote from Carla in The Days of Wine and Neuroses

Rebecca: Hey, you guys. Look what it says here on my limerick-a-day calendar.
Carla: Oh, let me guess. "There was an old maid named Becks who went a long time without sex."
Rebecca: Carla, why does your humor always have to be at someone else's expense?
Carla: That's what makes me laugh.

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Quote from Carla in Tan 'n' Wash

Diane: Frasier, a sunburn?
Frasier: No, I'm doing my impression of a blood blister.
Carla: Hey, Frasier. You know, there's something I've always been meaning to ask you. What was your reaction the first time you saw Diane naked? [Carla slaps Frasier on his sun-burnt back]
Frasier: [screams in agony]

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Quote from Norm in Affairs of the Heart

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Ask a man who's got one. [Coach serves him a beer] Ah, here's mine now.

Upcoming Quotes

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

A quote from Carla in the episode Give Me a Ring Sometime.

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

A quote from Norm in the episode Power Play.

Thursday, September 30, 2021

A quote from Sam in the episode I'll Be Seeing You, Part 1.

Friday, October 1, 2021

A quote from Diane in the episode The Boys in the Bar.

Saturday, October 2, 2021

A quote from Norm in the episode Woody Goes Belly Up.