Cheers Quote of the Day
Thursday, March 28, 2024
Quote from Woody in Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
Woody: I know I'm not very sophisticated, but I don't think what Sam is doing is right.
Cliff: Well, look, don't you put yourself down with me, and I happen to agree with you.
Woody: I mean, standing around tending bar all day is like the worst thing a dancer could do for his calves.
Carla: Speaking of calves, Woody, was it painful when the cow kicked you in the head?
Woody: You get used to it.
Recent Quotes
Wednesday, March 27, 2024
Quote from Woody in Ma Always Liked You Best
Woody: You can stay with me.
Esther Clavin: Are you sure you don't have a lifestyle I'd be intruding on?
Woody: Not that I know of.
Esther Clavin: Well, then I'd be glad to. What's your name?
Woody: Woody.
Esther Clavin: Woody. Oh, that's the name of a boy whose mother raised him right.
Woody: Really? 'Cause I looked it up and all I could find was "treelike."
Tuesday, March 26, 2024
Quote from John Allen Hill in Achilles Hill
John: Sam, as we both know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms.
Sam: Hey, why do you keep repeating that every time you come down here? You're driving me up the wall.
John: That's why. Now where was l? Oh, yes, as you know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms, and rent on said property is past due since last Wednesday. I hope you haven't forgotten me, Sam.
Sam: Forgotten you? John, I could never forget you. You're in my bad dreams every night. You're the reason why I'm in therapy for the first time in my life.
John: Well, don't forget to mention to your therapist that I own legal title to y...
Sam: All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll write you your stupid check.
Monday, March 25, 2024
Quote from Carla in The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2
Lilith: All right, exactly how long has this been going on?!
Sam: Lilith?
Carla: What's the matter, Sam? You look like you've seen a ghost. [Sam points to Lilith] Oh, I'm sorry. You did.
Sunday, March 24, 2024
Quote from Carla in Rebound, Part 2
Carla: Great, now I got to work another Saturday night by myself. Sam, you promised you weren't going to boink any more waitresses in this joint unless it was me.
Saturday, March 23, 2024
Quote from Carla in Woody Interruptus
Cliff: Hey, guys! I just put a down payment on immortality!
Norm: Oh, yeah? What are you talking about? [Paul nudges Norm] I'm s- I'm sorry. It just slipped out.
Cliff: The miracle of cryogenics.
Rebecca: Oh, that thing where they freeze you?
Cliff: Yeah. Go ahead, take a look. You know, when my number is up, uh, I'll be frozen and preserved in a subzero container moments after a doctor declares me legally brain dead.
Carla: Boy, that's a tough call.
Friday, March 22, 2024
Quote from Diane in No Help Wanted
Diane: Sam, now, it's true, hiring Norman has emotional overtones. But without emotions, the mind becomes a stagnant pond. And let's face it, in your case, we're not exactly dealing with white water rapids in the first place.
Upcoming Quotes
Friday, March 29, 2024
A quote from Diane in the episode I Call Your Name.
Saturday, March 30, 2024
A quote from Carla in the episode Rebound, Part 2.
Sunday, March 31, 2024
A quote from Rebecca in the episode Sisterly Love.
Monday, April 1, 2024
A quote from Norm in the episode Knights of the Scimitar.
Tuesday, April 2, 2024
A quote from Woody in the episode Take Me Out of the Ball Game.