Cheers Quote of the Day
Monday, September 27, 2021
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Frasier: Here. The will is signed and witnessed. I hope you're happy, woman. I wash my hands of the entire affair. I want that thing sealed up and put into a vault until...
Lilith: Until you're sealed and put in a vault?
Frasier: I am just your ball of yarn today, aren't l?
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Rebecca: What does this mean? When did Evan start taking Sam to lunch? When did the two of them become good friends? When did I start talking to myself?
Friday, September 24, 2021
Diane: Sam? Is now a bad time?
Sam: No, but I think it's about to be.
Diane: You goose. Sam, would you say that our relationship has matured?
Sam: If you mean getting kind of old, yeah.
Diane: Well, you're a regular Noel Coward with a liquor license.
Sam: I don't-- I don't get it.
Diane: I'm painfully aware of that.
Thursday, September 23, 2021
Rebecca: Hey, you guys. Look what it says here on my limerick-a-day calendar.
Carla: Oh, let me guess. "There was an old maid named Becks who went a long time without sex."
Rebecca: Carla, why does your humor always have to be at someone else's expense?
Carla: That's what makes me laugh.
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
Diane: Frasier, a sunburn?
Frasier: No, I'm doing my impression of a blood blister.
Carla: Hey, Frasier. You know, there's something I've always been meaning to ask you. What was your reaction the first time you saw Diane naked? [Carla slaps Frasier on his sun-burnt back]
Frasier: [screams in agony]
Tuesday, September 21, 2021
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Wednesday, September 29, 2021
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Friday, October 1, 2021
Saturday, October 2, 2021