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Cheers: The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2

1117. The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2

Aired February 18, 1993

After walking in on Frasier and Rebecca in bed, Lilith goes to Cheers to find out how long this has been going on.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: Sam, if you could lend me a little money for a hotel, I'd really appreciate it.
Sam: No problem, no problem.
Lilith: Thank you. You know, I'll be right back. I'm going to call my mother and check up on Frederick. You know, I have to say that after being cooped up underground for the last six months, it's very nice to see people again. Even you people.
Woody: That was sweet.

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Quote from Carla

Lilith: Where am I gonna sleep? I wanted to stay at home, and now I've got no place to go.
Carla: I've got an attic you can hang upside down in.

Quote from Carla

Lilith: All right, exactly how long has this been going on?!
Sam: Lilith?
Carla: What's the matter, Sam? You look like you've seen a ghost. [Sam points to Lilith] Oh, I'm sorry. You did.

Quote from Carla

Cliff: Boy, look at that poor muleyak, huh? I really pity him. It really makes you think, though, doesn't it? Where is that fine line between sanity and insanity?
Carla: Look behind you, Clavin. You stepped over it about a year ago.

Quote from Cliff

Lilith: Frederick is fine. I worry, though, sometimes that my mother may be too overprotective and smothering.
Cliff: You got to watch that. That'll really screw a kid up.

Quote from Frasier

Rebecca: Frasier, um... Listen, I know that Lilith coming back changes everything, and so I'm just gonna step out of the picture and and there's no hard feelings.
Frasier: That bitch! Thinks she can waltz back into my life and start calling the shots?
Rebecca: I know that what we almost had was very special, but we have a very special friendship, too, so I think that we should just leave it at that.
Frasier: Eco-pod my big white butt! I was that close to popping her, you know that? If she weren't the mother of my child, I'd have done it!
Rebecca: I- I think we should just focus here, because, y-you know, Frasier, I'm trying to be very gentle, because I want to let you down easy. I don't want to break your heart.
Frasier: "I spent three days on a bus," wah, wah, wah. Well, cry me a river, bun-head!

Quote from John Allen Hill

Rebecca: No, no, no, l, I've got one. Come here. I'll go up there and I'll come on to him. I'll flirt with him, and I'll distract him.
John: Any other thoughts? Anyone?

Quote from Cliff

Sam: I can't believe- We- We were just over there! We- We were watching Three Stooges tapes with him.
Norm: Well, maybe she was upstairs the whole time and we didn't know about it.
Cliff: Well, yeah, after we left, maybe he just toddled on upstairs and gave her the old nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
Sam: Rebecca and Frasier.
Lilith: Am I to understand this is a relatively new development?
Norm: Big news to us.
Cliff: Who would have thought it? Rebecca and Frasier, huh? What's next, me and Carla? [grunts]
Carla: Don't say it, Clavin, don't you even think it.
Cliff: See that? It almost turned into a kiss.

Quote from Norm

Carla: Can you believe this stuff?
Norm: Yeah, I'd like to see the look on Frasier's face when Lilith walked in.
Sam: I'm sure he was shocked. I mean, what would you do, Norm, if you walked in and found Vera with another man?
Norm: Well, I'd probably buy a couple of his pencils and send him on his way.

Quote from Cliff

Sam: So, that, uh pod thing didn't work out, huh?
Lilith: Suffice it to say that Dr. Pascal and I determined that two human beings cannot live together underground.
Cliff: You and I could, Norm.
Norm: Would you stop saying that, Cliff?

Quote from Frasier

Lilith: Frasier, I know that I've hurt you, and I realize now that the only way to get you back is to beg. So here I go.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Lilith. Begging won't work. I'm not gonna hang around and be the safety net every time you fall from one of your flights of fancy. That boat has sailed. That gate has closed. Alice doesn't live here anymore.
Lilith: Damn you, Frasier! I know that somewhere inside of you, you still have deep feelings for me, and I'm willing to wait. If I have to wait a hundred years, I'm going to get you back!
Norm: You hear that, guys? Come on, free beer, let's go.

Quote from Cliff

Dr. Pascal: I'm warning you, unless Lilith agrees to go back with me, you're all dead.
Cliff: You don't scare me, Pascal.
Dr. Pascal: Yeah? Why not?
Cliff: Because I happen to own every copy of Soldier of Fortune ever published. I'm telling you people, no "ifs" "ands" or "buts", that there's no working pistol with that configuration. [gunshot] [Carla shrieks] I did miss the Christmas issue.

Quote from John Allen Hill

Dr. Pascal: All right, get back, get back! Don't push me. The importance of the Eco-pod is far greater than any one human life.
John: Sam.
Sam: John, John, it's not a good time.
John: Sam, I've put up with your rock and roll music, your loud parties and your fights. But now you've shot Ruben the busboy in the foot. He's an undocumented alien without health insurance, and that puts me in a bit of a jam. [Dr. Pascal points his gun at John] Oh. A bigger jam.

Quote from Norm

Dr. Pascal: Everybody but Lilith behind the bar! [phone rings] All right, answer the phone, but act natural.
Woody: [answers phone] Cheers. Just a second. Mr. Peterson, it's Mrs. Peterson.
Norm: See, it's my wife. Um, I'll get rid of her. [quietly] Woody, cover me. Uh, Vera? Uh, yes, yes, I know it's late. You see, we're being held hostage by a mad gunman, and... What do you mean I've used that one before? No-no-no, you see, no-no, honey, wait, wait, hey, hey! [receiver clicks]

Quote from John Allen Hill

Lilith: Oh, I can't stand this anymore. Look, Louis, if you're going to shoot someone, shoot me. I won't go back with you, and you don't want me back. I'd only make you more miserable.
Dr. Pascal: I can't shoot you, Lilith.
Lilith: Well, you're going to have to do it, Louis. That's the only way to end this. Give me the gun, Louis.
Dr. Pascal: [sobbing] I'm sorry, Lilith!
John: Well, Sam, thanks for another delightful evening at Cheers. We must do it again sometime.
Sam: I'm, uh, sorry about this, John. Next time you come on down, drinks are on the house.
John: Oh, then it's all worthwhile.

Quote from Rebecca

Lilith: Where is Frederick? I didn't see him in his room.
Frasier: He's with your mother.
Lilith: Fine. Then I'll just go and let you do whatever it was you were doing. [exits]
Frasier: Lilith! Lilith! [exits]
Rebecca: It was nice to see you again, Lilith.

Quote from Sam

Sam: Lilith, l-l-l thought you were in that, uh...
Lilith: I've left the Eco-pod.
Carla: For a job at a gas station?
Sam: Look everybody, Lilith! Well, my goodness... Uh, the... The, you know, the time in the pod thing has really done you a world of... You look so... Your skin is, uh... Hey, Lilith's back, huh?

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: Sam, please! Tell me what's been going on! How long has Frasier been sleeping with Rebecca?
Sam: Beg your pardon?
Lilith: Did he at least have the courtesy to wait until I was in the ground?
Sam: Lil- Lil, Frasier's not sleeping with Rebecca!
Lilith: Oh, well, perhaps you should tell them that. I just saw them in my bed together.
Sam: Rebecca and Frasier? You're kidding me. How long has this been going on?
Lilith: I'm asking you!

Quote from Sam

Sam: You know what? I think this is good for them. They've been moping around the last couple of months, mooning about their love life and everything. They found each other. This is very nice, I think.
Norm: Yeah.
Cliff: Well, hear-hear! To Rebecca and Frasier! [all agreeing]
Lilith: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm still in the room!
Sam: Oh, I'm- l'm sorry, Lilith.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: I can't believe this has happened. I come home to resume my life and find that my husband has taken up with another woman.
Sam: Well, why don't you... Why don't you take your coat off, sit down and just cool out for a while?
Lilith: Oh, I can't, Sam. I'm too wound up. I've got half a mind to go back to that bedroom and wring Frasier's neck.
Sam: Frasier's? Aren't you being a little out of line here, Lilith? I mean, the guy's only being human. You were the one who walked out of here with another man.
Lilith: Oh, God, you're right. It's just that I wanted to come back so badly and resume my life. As naive and selfish as it sounds, I just assumed he would be waiting for me.
Sam: Listen, go get some sleep. I'll bet you in the morning you and Frasier can work things out.
Lilith: That's a good idea, Sam.

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