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The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2

‘The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover: Part 2’

Season 11, Episode 17 -  Aired February 18, 1993

After walking in on Frasier and Rebecca in bed, Lilith goes to Cheers to find out how long this has been going on.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: Sam, if you could lend me a little money for a hotel, I'd really appreciate it.
Sam: No problem, no problem.
Lilith: Thank you. You know, I'll be right back. I'm going to call my mother and check up on Frederick. You know, I have to say that after being cooped up underground for the last six months, it's very nice to see people again. Even you people.
Woody: That was sweet.


Quote from Carla

Lilith: Where am I gonna sleep? I wanted to stay at home, and now I've got no place to go.
Carla: I've got an attic you can hang upside down in.

Quote from Carla

Lilith: All right, exactly how long has this been going on?!
Sam: Lilith?
Carla: What's the matter, Sam? You look like you've seen a ghost. [Sam points to Lilith] Oh, I'm sorry. You did.

Quote from Carla

Cliff: Boy, look at that poor muleyak, huh? I really pity him. It really makes you think, though, doesn't it? Where is that fine line between sanity and insanity?
Carla: Look behind you, Clavin. You stepped over it about a year ago.

Quote from Cliff

Lilith: Frederick is fine. I worry, though, sometimes that my mother may be too overprotective and smothering.
Cliff: You got to watch that. That'll really screw a kid up.

Quote from Frasier

Rebecca: Frasier, um... Listen, I know that Lilith coming back changes everything, and so I'm just gonna step out of the picture and and there's no hard feelings.
Frasier: That bitch! Thinks she can waltz back into my life and start calling the shots?
Rebecca: I know that what we almost had was very special, but we have a very special friendship, too, so I think that we should just leave it at that.
Frasier: Eco-pod my big white butt! I was that close to popping her, you know that? If she weren't the mother of my child, I'd have done it!
Rebecca: I- I think we should just focus here, because, y-you know, Frasier, I'm trying to be very gentle, because I want to let you down easy. I don't want to break your heart.
Frasier: "I spent three days on a bus," wah, wah, wah. Well, cry me a river, bun-head!

Quote from John Allen Hill

Rebecca: No, no, no, l, I've got one. Come here. I'll go up there and I'll come on to him. I'll flirt with him, and I'll distract him.
John: Any other thoughts? Anyone?

Quote from Cliff

Sam: I can't believe- We- We were just over there! We- We were watching Three Stooges tapes with him.
Norm: Well, maybe she was upstairs the whole time and we didn't know about it.
Cliff: Well, yeah, after we left, maybe he just toddled on upstairs and gave her the old nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.
Sam: Rebecca and Frasier.
Lilith: Am I to understand this is a relatively new development?
Norm: Big news to us.
Cliff: Who would have thought it? Rebecca and Frasier, huh? What's next, me and Carla? [grunts]
Carla: Don't say it, Clavin, don't you even think it.
Cliff: See that? It almost turned into a kiss.

Quote from Norm

Carla: Can you believe this stuff?
Norm: Yeah, I'd like to see the look on Frasier's face when Lilith walked in.
Sam: I'm sure he was shocked. I mean, what would you do, Norm, if you walked in and found Vera with another man?
Norm: Well, I'd probably buy a couple of his pencils and send him on his way.

Quote from Cliff

Sam: So, that, uh pod thing didn't work out, huh?
Lilith: Suffice it to say that Dr. Pascal and I determined that two human beings cannot live together underground.
Cliff: You and I could, Norm.
Norm: Would you stop saying that, Cliff?

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