Cliff: Oh, my aching back. My postal career is over.
Sam: Ooh. Cliff, you look terrible. Was today Sears catalog day?
Cliff: That's right. Yeah and that's not all. Spiegel catalog came out at the same time. Yeah, it's a phenomenon that happens once every 27 years when both marketing strategies are in the same equinox.
Lillian: Come here, you great silly sausage.
Cliff: Why, what's going on?
Lillian: Hush, pet. Fear not. One, two... [cracks Cliff's back]
Cliff: Hey, Lillian, thank you very much. I feel like grabbing every woman in the joint and just dancing.
Carla: How much to put him back the way he was?