Friends Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- 701 The One with Monica's Thunder
- 702 The One with Rachel's Book
- 703 The One with Phoebe's Cookies
- 704 The One with Rachel's Assistant
- 705 The One with the Engagement Picture
- 706 The One with the Nap Partners
- 707 The One with Ross's Library Book
- 708 The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
- 709 The One with All the Candy
- 710 The One with the Holiday Armadillo
- 711 The One with All the Cheesecakes
- 712 The One Where They're Up All Night
- 713 The One Where Rosita Dies
- 714 The One Where They All Turn Thirty
- 715 The One with Joey's New Brain
- 716 The One with the Truth About London
- 717 The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
- 718 The One with Joey's Award
- 719 The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin
- 720 The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
- 721 The One with the Vows
- 722 The One with Chandler's Dad
- 723 The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 1)
- 724 The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
Friends

A group of friends confront the challenges of life as their twenties turn into their thirties in New York City.
Starring:
Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer.
Recurring Actors:
James Michael Tyler, Maggie Wheeler, Elliot Gould, Christina Pickles, Paul Rudd, June Gable, Marlo Thomas, Ron Leibman, Christina Applegate, Reese Witherspoon, Hank Azaria, Jane Sibbett, Jessica Hecht.
Original Run: 1994-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
Joey: So where's C.H.E.E.S.E.?
Wayne: C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here.
C.H.E.E.S.E.: Nice to meet you, Mac. [Joey laughs]
Joey: This is like the temporary robot, right?
Wayne: No. Why?
Joey: Well, I just thought it was gonna be, like, a really cool robot. Like the Terminator, or when I first saw you.
Wayne: I spent two years developing this machine. It's absolutely state of the art.
Joey: I'm sorry. It just doesn't really look like it can do anything.
Wayne: It can do this.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Amy in The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Amy: Listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything because you know, you'd be dead. But I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily.
Ross: Emma.
Amy: Emma, Ross wants you.
Phoebe: Phoebe!
Amy: Why does she keep making that noise?
Quote Collections
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“The One with All the Christmas Quotes”
Enjoy quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Friends.
32 quotes
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Joey Tribbiani's best quotes about food.
42 quotes
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Quotes from Ross and Rachel's relationship.
24 quotes
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“The One with All the Thanksgiving Quotes”
Enjoy the best quotes from the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends.
30 quotes
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“Ross Geller: We Were on a Break!”
As Ross was keen to remind his friends, he and Rachel were on a break when he slept with another woman.
16 quotes
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“Joey Tribbiani: How you doin'?”
A collection of quotes featuring Joey's pick-up line, "Hey. How you doin'?"
12 quotes
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“Regina Phalange, International Woman of Intrigue”
Regina Phalange, the alias of Phoebe Buffay.
9 quotes
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Showcasing the unique musical talent of Phoebe Buffay.
44 quotes
Trending Quotes
Quote from Joey in The One with the Truth About London
Joey: Anyway, I started on what I'm gonna say for the ceremony. You want to hear it?
Monica: Yeah.
Joey: Listen, this is just the first draft, so... "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." Eh? "It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive."
Chandler: [to Monica] Should we call the spitter?
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!
Top Episodes
Top Rated Episodes
- 602. The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
- 601. The One After Vegas
- 817. The One with the Tea Leaves
- 401. The One with the Jellyfish
- 617. The One with Unagi
- 605. The One with Joey's Porsche
- 625. The One with the Proposal (Part 2)
- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
- 604. The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
- 724. The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)
Most Popular Episodes
- 714. The One Where They All Turn Thirty
- 1013. The One Where Joey Speaks French
- 1002. The One Where Ross Is Fine
- 1003. The One with Ross's Tan
- 710. The One with the Holiday Armadillo
- 905. The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
- 601. The One After Vegas
- 524. The One in Vegas (Part 2)
- 511. The One with All the Resolutions
- 611. The One with the Apothecary Table