Ross: It was a mistake. I made a mistake, okay?
Rachel: A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?

Ross: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place.
Gunther: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?

Phoebe: Now, what is Fabutech?
Monica: Don't judge me too much, okay? But I saw this infomercial, and I swear I have never, ever bought anything on TV before. Except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg-waxing, it just looked so amazing.
Phoebe: Waxine!
Monica: Yes. Have you seen it?
Phoebe: It's incredible. I so want to be a Waxine Girl.
Monica: I know!

Phoebe: It's Phoebe. Listen, someone's gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehak ... because it's, like, 9:15 now, and I'm not there.

Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship.
Ross: Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we had broken up.
Rachel: We were on a break.
Ross: That, for all I knew, could last forever. That to me is a breakup.
Rachel: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
Ross: I'm not trying to "get out" of anything. I thought our relationship was dead.
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.

Monica: You broke up?
Rachel: Yeah, but it's okay because when Ross left, Mark came over.
Monica: Oh, Rachel, no. You and Mark?
Rachel: It's okay. Calm down. Mark and I talked and I realized how much I love your stupid brother. And, yeah we got our problems, but I really wanna make it work.

Phoebe: "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one-"
Monica: Did that.
Phoebe: "Grasp the linen strip by its tab and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion."
[Monica pulls a strip and screams]
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was pain-ful! Oh, my God. They should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax."
Phoebe: Well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.
Monica: That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.

Joey: You think I need a new walk?
Chandler: What?
Joey: Well, you know, I've been walking the same way since high school. You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? I think I need a take-notice walk.
Chandler: Are you actually saying these words?

Chandler: Is that your new walk?
Joey: No, I really have to pee.

Chloe: Wait, where are my shoes?
Ross: Do you need shoes?
Chloe: Do I know why we're rushing?
Ross: You know my girlfriend? It turns out that she wants to get back together with me. I found it.
Chloe: That's so great for you guys. You must be so happy.
Ross: Yes. Yes, I am. One of the many things I'm feeling.