‘The One with the Morning After’
Season 3, Episode 16 - Aired February 20, 1997
The night after Ross and Rachel's big fight, he wakes up to another woman in his bed. After Rachel calls him hoping to patch things up, Ross tries to keep her from finding out about his one-night-stand.
Quote from Gunther
Ross: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place.
Gunther: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Quote from Rachel
Ross: It was a mistake. I made a mistake, okay?
Rachel: A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: Now, what is Fabutech?
Monica: Don't judge me too much, okay? But I saw this infomercial, and I swear I have never, ever bought anything on TV before. Except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg-waxing, it just looked so amazing.
Phoebe: Waxine!
Monica: Yes. Have you seen it?
Phoebe: It's incredible. I so want to be a Waxine Girl.
Monica: I know!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: It's Phoebe. Listen, someone's gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehak ... because it's, like, 9:15 now, and I'm not there.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship.
Ross: Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we had broken up.
Rachel: We were on a break.
Ross: That, for all I knew, could last forever. That to me is a breakup.
Rachel: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
Ross: I'm not trying to "get out" of anything. I thought our relationship was dead.
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: You broke up?
Rachel: Yeah, but it's okay because when Ross left, Mark came over.
Monica: Oh, Rachel, no. You and Mark?
Rachel: It's okay. Calm down. Mark and I talked and I realized how much I love your stupid brother. And, yeah we got our problems, but I really wanna make it work.
Quote from Ross
Chloe: Wait, where are my shoes?
Ross: Do you need shoes?
Chloe: Do I know why we're rushing?
Ross: You know my girlfriend? It turns out that she wants to get back together with me. I found it.
Chloe: That's so great for you guys. You must be so happy.
Ross: Yes. Yes, I am. One of the many things I'm feeling.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey. Why are you mopping your ceiling?
Monica: There's banana on it.
Phoebe: Wow. I have the spirit of an old lndian woman living in mine.
Monica: So, then, you know.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Do you think it really doesn't hurt? Because how can they do that?
Monica: Hello. Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest?
Phoebe: They have the best stuff in there.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Joey: We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you should have done.
Ross: You think?