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Friends: The One with Joey's New Girlfriend

405. The One with Joey's New Girlfriend

Aired October 30, 1997

Chandler finds himself smitten with Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. Meanwhile, Phoebe comes down with a cold which happens to improve her singing, and Ross gets an attractive new girlfriend prompting Rachel to try make him jealous.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] "Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you?" This chick sounds good. "Smelly cat"- Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.


Quote from Gunther

Gunther: Rachel, when's your birthday?
Rachel: May 5th. Why?
Gunther: Oh, I'm just making a list of birthdays.
Ross: Mine's December-
Gunther: Yeah, whatever.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it'll be good. I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might want to tone it down a little.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: Hello. What's this? Oh, right. It's that girl's phone number. There it is. Just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. It's no big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number, but... [drops the paper on Rachel's laps] Whoops. Almost lost this baby. The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it.
Phoebe: [gasps]
[Rachel hands Phoebe the paper as a tissue, Phoebe sneezes]
Phoebe: Thank you.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: She's pretty. Pretty, pretty girl. The pretty- She's pretty.
Monica: You should go ask her out. [Chandler laughs] Oh, come on. What's the worst that could happen?
Chandler: I could die.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Yeah, it's tough being single.
Ross: That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Phoebe. If you're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home and get in bed and stay there.
Phoebe: But I'm unemployed. My music is all I really have now. Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold. So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of "Pepper People."

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Your cold makes you sound great.
Phoebe: It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am! [violently coughs]

Quote from Ross

Rachel: So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know? There's nothing boring about him.
I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Ross: Well maybe he'll get to go soon. Like on a class trip or something.

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