‘The One with Joey's New Girlfriend’
Season 4, Episode 5 - Aired October 30, 1997
Chandler finds himself smitten with Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. Meanwhile, Phoebe comes down with a cold which happens to improve her singing, and Ross gets an attractive new girlfriend prompting Rachel to try make him jealous.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] "Smelly cat, smelly cat, What are they feeding you?" This chick sounds good. "Smelly cat"- Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
Quote from Gunther
Gunther: Rachel, when's your birthday?
Rachel: May 5th. Why?
Gunther: Oh, I'm just making a list of birthdays.
Ross: Mine's December-
Gunther: Yeah, whatever.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? No, no, it'll be good. I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment we met. That I'm so fantastically over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might want to tone it down a little.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Hello. What's this? Oh, right. It's that girl's phone number. There it is. Just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. It's no big deal. I mean, it is her home phone number, but... [drops the paper on Rachel's laps] Whoops. Almost lost this baby. The lovely Amanda gives me her number, and I go and drop it.
Phoebe: [gasps]
[Rachel hands Phoebe the paper as a tissue, Phoebe sneezes]
Phoebe: Thank you.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: She's pretty. Pretty, pretty girl. The pretty- She's pretty.
Monica: You should go ask her out. [Chandler laughs] Oh, come on. What's the worst that could happen?
Chandler: I could die.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Yeah, it's tough being single.
Ross: That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda.
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chuck E. Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Chandler: I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Phoebe. If you're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home and get in bed and stay there.
Phoebe: But I'm unemployed. My music is all I really have now. Well, music and making my own shoes. Pretty, huh?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Before I start, I want to say that I have a cold. So if I sneeze during a song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of "Pepper People."
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Your cold makes you sound great.
Phoebe: It's fun. God, I love how sexy I am! [violently coughs]
Quote from Ross
Rachel: So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know? There's nothing boring about him.
I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Ross: Well maybe he'll get to go soon. Like on a class trip or something.