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Friends: The One with the Boobies

113. The One with the Boobies

Aired January 19, 1995

When Chandler accidentally walks in on Rachel changing and sees her boobies, she sets out to even the score. Meanwhile, Joey tries to repair his parent's marriage by putting a stop his father's affair, and Phoebe's friends quickly turn on her new boyfriend, a psychologist named Roger.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: What's the matter with you?
Rachel: I thought it was Chandler.
Chandler: What?
Rachel: You were supposed to be in there so I could see your thing!
Chandler: Sorry, my thing was in there with me.


Quote from Ross

Monica: Wait! Go back to that "sibling" thing.
Roger: Well, I don't know. It's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so the sibling would feel like less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
Ross: [high-pitched squeal] That's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures.
Monica: Oh, so you think I'm a failure?
Phoebe: lsn't he good?
Ross: Yeah. No, that's not what I was saying.
Monica: You know, all these years I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you was doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better.
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

Quote from Phoebe

Roger: I'm not at all surprised they feel that way.
Phoebe: You're not? You see, that's why you're so great.
Roger: Actually, it's quite typical behavior when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffeehouse, with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them. And you're all like, "Oh, define me! Define me! Love me! I need love!"

Quote from Chandler

Roger: Hey, did I miss something?
Chandler: No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.
Ross: What? What were you doing seeing her boobies?
Chandler: It was an accident. It's not like I was across across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Can we change the subject, please?
Phoebe: Because, hello? These aren't her "boobies." These are her breasts.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: You know, I don't know why you were embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.
Rachel: "Nice"? They were "nice"? I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are "nice."
Chandler: Okay. Rock, hard place, me.

Quote from Chandler

Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny. I wouldn't wanna be there when the laughter stops.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa. Back up there, sparky. What did you mean by that?
Roger: Well, I don't know. It just seems that maybe you have intimacy issues. You know, that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance.
Chandler: Huh.
Roger: I mean, hey, I just met you. I don't know you from Adam. Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
Chandler: Uh-huh. How did you know that?
Roger: It's textbook.

Quote from Joey

Joey Tribbiani Sr.: Your dad's in love. The worst part is, it's with two different women.
Joey: Oh, man! Please tell me one of them is Ma.

Quote from Joey

Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad leads this double life. He's like actually some spy working for the ClA. That'd be cool. This blows!

Quote from Rachel

Ross: All right, all right. We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think you're going to have to show her your pee-pee.
Chandler: You know, I don't see that happening.
Rachel: Come on, he's right. You know, tit for tat.
Chandler: Well, I'm not showing you my tat.

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