Carol: See, actually he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen."

Carol: You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you.
Ross: It's easy for you to say. You found one already.
Carol: All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set. Not her.

Carol: It's impossible. It's just impossible.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: What that woman did. I am not doing that! It's just going to have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same. It'll just stay in.
Ross: Carol, honey. Everything's going to be all right.
Carol: Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?!"

Carol: Don't you wanna know about the sex?
Ross: The sex? I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. But when you throw in Tanya.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.

Ross: So, honey, this morning was fun. Me hopping in on you in the shower there?
Carol: Yeah, and maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.

Ross: So, what's new? Still a-
Carol: A lesbian?
Ross: Well, you never know.

Ross: Seriously, our sex life. I was thinking maybe, I don't know, we could try some new things, you know, for fun.
Carol: Like what?
Ross: Well, I don't know. What if we were to tie each other up? [coughs] Um, some people eat stuff off one another. Yeah. You know, we could try dirty talk. [nervous laugh] We could have a threesome.
Carol: I love that idea!

Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
Ross: Of course, it's your friend Tanya.