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Friends: The One with the Invitation

421. The One with the Invitation

Aired April 23, 1998

As Ross sends out invitations for his wedding to Emily, he considers whether or not to invite Rachel. [CLIP SHOW]

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: You know what, it seems like all of a sudden, so much is happening.
Joey: I know. Ross is getting married.
Chandler: Phoebe's making people.
Joey: Everybody's doing stuff.
Chandler: We just sit here. And if I died, the only way people would know I was here is by the ass print on this chair.

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Quote from Ross

Emily: So, what did we decide? Does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Ross: Oh, God. Nobody likes him. And he's so cheap. He'd never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him.

Quote from Ross

Emily: More tea?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Emily: Earl Grey?
Ross: Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Aww, look. Isn't this adorable? Ross let Ben address mine.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: I'm so jealous you're all going. I never knew you can't fly in your third trimester.
Chandler: I didn't.
Monica: I don't know that either.
Joey: I knew that. So didn't know that, but you should see your faces.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Plus somebody's got to stay here with Phoebe. You know, she's going to be pretty big by then. She'll need someone to help her tie her shoes. Drive her to the hospital if she goes into labor.
Monica: You don't have a car. And your license expired.
Rachel: Yeah. See, there's so much to do, and I have so little time to do it in.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Check this out. It says here there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums. "It's almost as good as being there."
Joey: It's better. You can't go to a museum in your underwear.
Chandler: Well, you could, but probably just the one time.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: We have to do something. Something huge.
Joey: We could climb Mount Everest.
Chandler: No, not something stupid. Something huge.
Joey: No, I saw an ad for this video. People climb that thing every day. We could totally do that.
Chandler: Why not? I mean, it's just climbing. It's just steep.
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: We're going to Everest. It'd be nice to leave an ass print on Everest.
Phoebe: Hey. What's up?
Joey: We're gonna climb Mt. Everest.
Chandler: Yeah, baby.
Phoebe: Really? I looked into that. Yeah, but I mean it costs like $60,000, and, you know, you could die. And you would die.

Quote from Ross

Ross: That was fast. It usually takes me two hours to get Ben to go down for his nap.
Emily: He's such a little sweetheart. Do you know what he said?
Ross: What?
Emily: Good night, mommy.
Ross: Oh yeah, that's because he has lots of mommies. Yeah, in fact, it's kind of become his word for "woman".

Quote from Joey

Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sights, get a VCR in our hotel room and we'd never even have to go outside.
Chandler: If we do that, we've got to rent Die Hard.
Joey: Oh-ho, I bet the British version is good.

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