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Friends: The One with Frank, Jr.

305. The One with Frank, Jr.

Aired October 17, 1996

Phoebe spends time with her half-brother, Frank, but they have difficulty bonding. Meanwhile, Ross tries to list five celebrities he would most like to sleep with and Joey attempts to build an entertainment center.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: No, you didn't "get" me! It's an electric drill! You "get" me, you kill me!


Quote from Phoebe

Monica: We used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Phoebe: How do you play the shadow game?
Monica: How do you play the shadow game?
Phoebe: I just asked you.
Monica: I just asked you.
Phoebe: I don't have time for this.
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: You just gave up really quickly.

Quote from Ross

Isabella Rossellini: Is that the list?
Ross: Yes.
Isabella Rossellini: Can I see it?
Ross: Um, no.
Isabella Rossellini: I'm not on the list!
Ross: But, see, that's not the final draft.
Isabella Rossellini: It's laminated.
Ross: Okay, see, you were on my list. But then my friend, Chandler, brought up the very good point that you are international. So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local.
Isabella Rossellini: You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffeehouse guys. And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Well, you know how we're always say we need a place for the mail.
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Well, I started building one, but then I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You're building a post office?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: On three.
Joey: Why don't we just go on two?
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: Because it's faster.
Chandler: Well, I could've counted to "three" four times without all this "two" talk.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: My word, those are snug.
Joey: Oh, yeah. These are my old work pants. Sergio valente.
[Chandler opens his door. The bottom half doesn't move, he trips over it.]
Joey: Power saw kind of got away from me there.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Hey, Pheebs. Any sign of your brother?
Phoebe: No, but he's always late.
Rachel: I thought you only met him once.
Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds, like, big sister-y, "Frank's always late."

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Well, relax. He'll be here.
Phoebe: I know. I'm just nervous. It's just, Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister, Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately. It's just, like, the "Iast-desperate-chance-to-have-a-family" kind of thing.

Quote from Rachel

Phoebe: You're so sweet to wait with me.
Rachel: Actually, Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here is the thing.

Quote from Ross

Chandler: Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her "freebie" Iist.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities we could sleep with ... and the other one can't get mad.
Ross: Ah. The heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities.

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