Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: No, you didn't "get" me! It's an electric drill! You "get" me, you kill me!

Monica: We used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Phoebe: How do you play the shadow game?
Monica: How do you play the shadow game?
Phoebe: I just asked you.
Monica: I just asked you.
Phoebe: I don't have time for this.
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: You just gave up really quickly.

Isabella Rossellini: Is that the list?
Ross: Yes.
Isabella Rossellini: Can I see it?
Ross: Um, no.
Isabella Rossellini: I'm not on the list!
Ross: But, see, that's not the final draft.
Isabella Rossellini: It's laminated.
Ross: Okay, see, you were on my list. But then my friend, Chandler, brought up the very good point that you are international. So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local.
Isabella Rossellini: You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffeehouse guys. And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there.

Joey: Well, you know how we're always say we need a place for the mail.
Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: Well, I started building one, but then I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You're building a post office?

Chandler: On three.
Joey: Why don't we just go on two?
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: Because it's faster.
Chandler: Well, I could've counted to "three" four times without all this "two" talk.

Chandler: My word, those are snug.
Joey: Oh, yeah. These are my old work pants. Sergio valente.
[Chandler opens his door. The bottom half doesn't move, he trips over it.]
Joey: Power saw kind of got away from me there.

Rachel: Hey, Pheebs. Any sign of your brother?
Phoebe: No, but he's always late.
Rachel: I thought you only met him once.
Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds, like, big sister-y, "Frank's always late."

Rachel: Well, relax. He'll be here.
Phoebe: I know. I'm just nervous. It's just, Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister, Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately. It's just, like, the "Iast-desperate-chance-to-have-a-family" kind of thing.

Phoebe: You're so sweet to wait with me.
Rachel: Actually, Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here is the thing.

Chandler: Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her "freebie" Iist.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities we could sleep with ... and the other one can't get mad.
Ross: Ah. The heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities.