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Friends: The One Where Emma Cries

902. The One Where Emma Cries

Aired October 3, 2002

After returning home from the hospital, Rachel worries she'll never get the hang of being a mother when she can't get Emma to stop crying. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep in a work meeting, and Joey and Ross end up back at the hospital.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Why are you so tired?
Chandler: I couldn't sleep last night. And then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting I have later today. The more I worried, the more I couldn't sleep. You know, and then I was, like, "If I fall asleep now, I'll get six hours' sleep. But if I fall asleep now, I'll get five hours' sleep." No matter what I did, I couldn't fall asleep.
Joey: You know what you should've done? You should have told yourself that little story.

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Quote from Ross

Ross: No, I left the diapers at the hospital. There's some in the bag, but I'll run out and get some more.
Rachel: All right, thanks. Oh, Ross, could you stop at the coffeehouse and get me a muffin?
Ross: Oh, sure. What kind?
Rachel: Um, let me think. What do I want? What do I want?
Ross: Please, take your time. It's an important decision, not like say, I don't know, deciding to marry someone. This is about a muffin!

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Wow, he's really not letting this go, is he?
Rachel: God, how long do you think that's gonna last?
Phoebe: Well, I don't know. He got over the "We were on a break" thing really quickly.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind.
Phoebe: Yeah, no kidding. All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

Quote from Gunther

Ross: Hey, Gunther. Can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go?
Gunther: Diapers, huh?
Ross: Yep.
Gunther: So I guess Rachel had your baby?
Ross: Yep. Can you believe it?
Gunther: Nope. I can't even believe she slept with you in the first place.
Ross: Huh? Oh, you mean, like... Huh?

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey. Ross, I know you're pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
Ross: Uh, actually, we don't.
Joey: Fine. Okay. Fine. But I gotta say, technically, I didn't even do anything wrong.
Ross: What? You didn't do anything wrong?
Joey: I said I didn't technically.
Ross: Okay. Well, let's put aside the fact that you "accidentally" picked up my grandmother's ring and you "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
Joey: Can I just stop you there for a second? When people do this [gesture for air quotes] I don't really know what that means.

Quote from Joey

Joey: You were saying?
Ross: And I could even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel. But why couldn't you tell me, huh? You had all day to, and you didn't.
Joey: I know. I should've. "I'm sorry."
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Joey: "I'm sorry."

Quote from Joey

Joey: Name? ... No, I know Ross. But what's it short for? You know, like Rossell. Or Rosstrophor.
Ross: Just Ross.
Joey: It's pretty.

Quote from Ross

Joey: Okay, date of birth?
Ross: You know my birthday.
Joey: Sure. May- tember?
Ross: October 18.
Joey: Occupation? Dinosaurs.
Ross: Actually, I'm a paleon- Dinosaurs is fine. The drawing is not.

Quote from Chandler

Ms. McKenna: Okay, if everyone's on board, it's settled. Chandler? Chandler?
Chandler: Yeah.
Ms. McKenna: Are you on board?
Chandler: Yes.
Ms. McKenna: Well, then problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. You're gonna love Oklahoma.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: You know what, I can't worry about it right now. Because I've got the cutie little baby. I can't believe how much I love her. I mean, I can't get enough of her. Like, right now? I miss her. I actually miss her.
Phoebe: You know, that's her?

Quote from Rachel

Ross: You said you'd marry Joey?
Rachel: Okay, you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional. I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time when you and I got married. I'm not helping.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Look, there's something every mother needs. A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. What are people think- Oh, you guys, I love it.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: She's just so cute. I just want to bite her ear off and use it as a sucking candy.

Quote from Monica

Monica: But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: It breaks your heart, doesn't it?
Phoebe: It really does. How long do you think we have to stay?

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Mon, what am I gonna do? It's been hours, and it won't stop crying.
Monica: She, Rach. Not it. She.
Rachel: Yeah. I'm not so sure.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: All right, you guys, we can't turn on each other, okay? That's just what she wants.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Can I talk to you outside?
Rachel: Just stay here. I'm gonna check her diaper. Pheebs, you want to come?
Phoebe: I'm kind of part of this.
Chandler: Actually, Pheebs, it's more of a husband-and-wife kind of thing.
Phoebe: I knew I should've married Chandler.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Okay, what's up?
Chandler: Okay. You know we always said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? And you could study French cooking, and I could write and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: Okay. You know how people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Monica: What? Who says that?
Chandler: People who have never been to Paris?
Monica: Well, what's going on?
Chandler: We're moving to Tulsa.
Monica: Excuse me?
Chandler: Okay. Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss. She asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there. And I was sleeping and apparently said yes.
Monica: Tulsa, Oklahoma?
Chandler: The Sooner State. Whatever that is.

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