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Friends: The One with All the Thanksgivings

508. The One with All the Thanksgivings

Aired November 19, 1998

After Thanksgiving dinner the group talk about some of their worst Thanksgiving memories.

Quote from Jack Geller

Judy Geller: Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room in the fridge.
Monica: No. No, thank you.
Jack Geller: Well, Judy, you did it. She's finally full.


Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I've got one that's worse.
Chandler: Really? Worse than, "More turkey, Mr. Chandler?"
Phoebe: Did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!
[Phoebe in a field hospital, Thanksgiving 1862]
Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here. This man is- [an explosion blows off Phoebe's arm] Oh, no.
[Present day:]
Ross: In this life, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Oh, this life? Oh, okay. No, Chandler's is worse.

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: Monica, come down. Everyone's here. Ross, Rachel and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.

Quote from Ross

Doctor: What have we got here?
Paramedic: Twenty-year-old male. He's got a severed toe on his right foot.
Chandler: Ow! Ow!
Ross: Could you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is. Severed toe, you just said it!

Quote from Judy Geller

Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
Monica: Oh, yes. I have it right here on ice.
Doctor: Don't worry, son. We'll just reattach it and then-
Monica: What? What is it?
Doctor: You brought a carrot.
Chandler: What?
Doctor: This isn't your toe. This is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
Rachel: You brought a carrot?
Judy Geller: Oh, my God. There's a toe in my kitchen.

Quote from Phoebe

[Phoebe in a field hospital, Thanksgiving 1915]
Phoebe: [in a French accent] Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some more gauze? [an explosion removes one of Phoebe's arms] This is getting ridiculous.

Quote from Ross

Monica: Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?
Ross: Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.
Phoebe: Wow, see, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.

Quote from Chandler

Nora Bing: Now, Chandler, dear just because we're getting a divorce doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the houseboy than with me.
Housebody: More turkey, Mr. Chandler?

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that. I don't have any past-life memories.
Phoebe: Of course, you don't, sweetie. You're brand-new.

Quote from Joey

Monica: I got it. Phoebe, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. [Joey giggles] Joey, now is not the time.

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