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Friends: The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies

218. The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies

Aired March 21, 1996

After Joey insults the writers of Days of Our Lives in a magazine interview, they kill off his character. Meanwhile, Phoebe helps Chandler bond with his new roommate, and Monica and Richard discuss their previous partners.

Quote from Monica

Richard: What about my two?
Monica: Well, it just seems like a really small number.
Richard: Right, and?
Monica: And, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God. Am I an oat?

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Quote from Joey

Rachel: So what happens next?
Joey: Well, I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon, and that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big, but it's cursed.
Rachel: So cool.
Chandler: God, that is good TV.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Pheebs, play with me.
Phoebe: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar forced to play soccer forever? Uh, hello? Human rights violation.

Quote from Phoebe

Eddie: What was that?
Phoebe: I just thought that it'd be fun if the three of us had some beers and got to know each other.
Eddie: Yeah, all right. That's sounds all right.
Phoebe: Oh, good. Oh, no. I have to go, because I'm late for my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." Have fun. Bye.

Quote from Chandler

Eddie: That's good. So who broke up with who?
Chandler: Are you kidding? I broke up with her. She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia.
Eddie: That's good, man. When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is-
Chandler: Well, It's not Sean Penn.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Check it out.
Phoebe: Ooh, Soap Opera Digest. Oh, that's one of my favorite digests.

Quote from Joey

Joey: I fall down an elevator shaft? What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft?
Messenger: I don't know. I just bring the scripts.
Joey: They can't kill me. I'm Francesca's long-lost son.
Messenger: Right. Could you sign?
Joey: No. No way. I'm not signing that.
Messenger: I don't think that's going to affect the plot of the show.
Joey: How can they do this to me?
Messenger: All right, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.

Quote from Monica

Richard: You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark.
Monica: Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Good, good. So was your mustache- Did it used to be different?
Richard: No.
Ross: How do you, you know, keep it so neat?
Richard: I have a little comb.
Ross: Oh. What do you call that?
Richard: A mustache comb.
Ross: Interesting.

Quote from Monica

Richard: Shall we?
Monica: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.
Richard: In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Can we watch Joey's show now, please?
Monica: Wait. He's not here yet.
Rachel: He's on the show. He knows what happens.

Quote from Ross

Monica: Did they just kill off Joey?
Ross: No. [thud on TV] Now maybe.

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back.
Joey: Na. They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor who could've saved me was me. It's supposed to be some kind of irony.

Quote from Monica

Phoebe: Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say.
Monica: I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me, that's nice.


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