‘The One Where Joey Moves Out’
Season 2, Episode 16 - Aired February 15, 1996
When Joey and Chandler have a fight, Joey decides the time is right to rent an apartment of his own. Meanwhile, Monica's parents find out about her relationship with Richard, while Rachel and Phoebe choose to get tattoos.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.
Joey: All right, well, next time you shower think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Quote from Judy Geller
Monica: Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Judy Geller: Well, that's wonderful. [turns around to see Monica close to Richard] Ay.
Monica: Mom, it's okay.
Richard: It is, Judy.
Judy Geller: Jack! Could you come in here for a moment? Now!
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Richard's going to the party too?
Monica: He's my parents' best friend. He has to go.
Joey: So is today the day you'll tell them about you two?
Monica: Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Man, this is weird. You ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat?
Chandler: That's what's weird? The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Urgh, urgh, urgh.
Joey: What?
Chandler: The spoon. You licked and you put. You licked and you put.
Joey: Yeah, so?
Chandler: Don't you see how gross that is? That's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey looks guilty] You used my toothbrush?
Joey: Well, that was only because I used the red one to unclog the drain.
Chandler: Mine is the red one. Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere.
Quote from Ross
Judy Geller: So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride?
Ross: Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Quote from Judy Geller
Judy Geller: So Richard's shopping in the junior section?
Monica: Are we still on that?
Judy Geller: You just know she's got the lQ of a napkin.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Can you believe this place?
Chandler: I know. This is a great apartment.
Joey: I was just in the bathroom and there's mirrors on both sides. So when you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes.
Chandler: Well, there's my fantasy come true. No, seriously.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
Jack Geller: Come on, what's a little midlife crisis between friends?
Richard: Jack, would you let it go?
Jack Geller: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. You, you got your own little speedster.
Richard: Guys. Seriously, it's not like that.
Jack Geller: Tell you what. Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could-
Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!
Jack Geller: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I like this lily. It's more open and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn.