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Friends: The Last One (Part Two)

1018. The Last One (Part Two)

Aired May 6, 2004

As Rachel gets ready to leave for Paris, Ross wonders whether to tell her how he feels before it's too late. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey play their last game of foosball.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Uh, Rach, hang on.
Ross: [mouths] No, no, no.
Rachel: Phoebe? Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Um, actually no. No, you have to get off the plane.
Rachel: What? Why?
Phoebe: I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left phalange.

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Quote from Rachel

Rachel: [on answering machine] Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things. And- And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Excuse me?
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss? Please, sit down.
Rachel: [on answering machine] No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love them.
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
Ross: Let her off the plane!
Stewardess: [on answering machine] I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Ross: Try to understand!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off- [beep]
Ross: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane.

Quote from Ross

Ross: You got off the plane. [Ross and Rachel kiss]
Rachel: I do love you.
Ross: I love you too, and I am never letting you go again.
Rachel: Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again. Okay, we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Okay. You and me, all right? This is it.
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break. Don't make jokes now.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
Chandler: Oh, okay.
Phoebe: So I guess this is it.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
Monica: This is harder than I thought it would be.
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be okay. Come on.
Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica: We got some time.
Rachel: Okay, should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure. Where?

Quote from Joey

Monica: Oh, God. What did I just step you?
Chandler: It's okay. It's just an egg roll.
Monica: Oh.
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll?!
Monica: I'm sorry. I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
Joey: Just put it on a plate and leave.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane. Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
Nervous Male Passenger: Um, what was that?
Rachel: Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left phalange.
Nervous Male Passenger: Okay. Uh, that doesn't sound good.
Rachel: Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Nervous Male Passenger: But she is sometimes?
Rachel: Well... Wait, what are you doing?
Nervous Male Passenger: Well, I can't take this plane now.
Stewardess: Excuse me, sir? Where are you going?
Nervous Male Passenger: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange.
Rachel: Could I get some peanuts?
Female Passenger: What's wrong with the plane?
Stewardess: There's nothing wrong with the plane.
Nervous Male Passenger: Yeah! The left phalange.
Stewardess: There is no phalange!
Nervous Male Passenger: Oh, my God. This plane doesn't even have a phalange.
Female Passenger: I'm not flying on it.
Stewardess: Ma'am, please sit down.
Male Passenger: What's going on?
Nervous Male Passenger: We're all getting off. There is no phalange!
Rachel: This is ridiculous. I - Yeah, okay.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful. Thank you. [to the removal men wheeling the Big White Dog out of the apartment] If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Hey, do you realize that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
Rachel: Oh, yeah. That's true.
Ross: Uh, I haven't.
Monica: Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with Grandma and you tried to make it as a dancer?
Ross: Do you realize we almost made it ten years without that coming up?

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: There's no seat belt.
Phoebe: That's okay. If we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Hey.
Guy: 18th and East End.
Phoebe: I don't take passengers.
Guy: Hey, the law says you have to accept any fare.
Ross: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
Guy: All right, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
Phoebe: My medallion number is: Get out of the cab!
Guy: What?
Ross: Get out of the cab!
Phoebe: Get out of the cab!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.
Ross: Are we off the bridge?
Phoebe: Yes.
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
Phoebe: Yes, she jumped right back up.
Ross: Oh, my God, Phoebe, slow down!
Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab.
Phoebe: You should have thought of that before you got in!

Quote from Monica

Joey: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck.
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Monica: Oh, great. Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Oh, oh. Maybe we can lure them out. You know any bird calls?
Chandler: Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: No, it's all glued together.
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: I know. It's- It's the foosball table.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie, if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there and we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life, my time-machine."
Chandler: Did that movie ever get made?
Joey: It did not.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?
Ross: Uh, to talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Phoebe: What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Ross: Not since my cop-show got cancelled.

Quote from Rachel

Gate Attendant: Madame, your passport please?
Rachel: Oh, my God. I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said.
Gate Attendant: Your boarding pass, please.
Rachel: Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
Gate Attendant: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass-
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it. Okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
Gate Attendant: Madame, you must have your boarding pass.
Rachel: Okay, fine. But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Hey, I need a ticket.
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Ross: Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.
Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.
Ticket Agent: And the destination?
Ross: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
Monica: What?
Ross: Hey, hey, listen.
Monica: Oh, my God. Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
Ross: Monica! Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
Ross: That's alright. Listen, listen.
Monica: Oh, wait. Here they go again.
Ross: Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica.
Monica: Isn't that cute?
Ross: That is precious!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
Monica: Oh, okay. It's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Ross: What?
Monica: Newark airport. Why, where are you?
Ross: JFK.

Quote from Phoebe

Rachel: Hello?
Phoebe: Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
Rachel: Yeah.
Phoebe: For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
Ross: Yay.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
Joey: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Joey: I could get a goose!
Chandler: You know, I think you're set with the poultry.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Where is she?
Phoebe: I don't see her.
Ross: Rachel? Rachel Green?
Phoebe: There she is!
Ross: Rachel! Rachel!
Gate Attendant: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Ross: No, no, I just have to talk to someone.
Gate Attendant: I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
Ross: No, no, no, but-
Phoebe: Rachel!

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Okay, you're on.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Ross: Okay, the thing is... Don't go.
Rachel: What?
Ross: Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go.
Rachel: Oh, my God.
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm- That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Gate Attendant: Miss? Are you boarding the plane?
Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
Gate Attendant: Miss?
Rachel: I have to go. I have to get on the plane.
Ross: No, you don't.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Ross: No, you don't. They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Ross: Rachel.
Rachel: I'm so sorry.

Quote from Joey

Ross: Wow.
Rachel: I know. It seems smaller somehow.
Joey: Has it always been purple?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Look around, you guys this was your first home. And it was a happy place filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!


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