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Friends: The Last One (Part Two)

1018. The Last One (Part Two)

Aired May 6, 2004

As Rachel gets ready to leave for Paris, Ross wonders whether to tell her how he feels before it's too late. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey play their last game of foosball.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Uh, Rach, hang on.
Ross: [mouths] No, no, no.
Rachel: Phoebe? Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Um, actually no. No, you have to get off the plane.
Rachel: What? Why?
Phoebe: I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left phalange.

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Quote from Rachel

Rachel: [on answering machine] Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things. And- And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Excuse me?
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss? Please, sit down.
Rachel: [on answering machine] No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love them.
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
Ross: Let her off the plane!
Stewardess: [on answering machine] I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Ross: Try to understand!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off- [beep]
Ross: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane.

Quote from Ross

Ross: You got off the plane. [Ross and Rachel kiss]
Rachel: I do love you.
Ross: I love you too, and I am never letting you go again.
Rachel: Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again. Okay, we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Okay. You and me, all right? This is it.
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break. Don't make jokes now.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
Chandler: Oh, okay.
Phoebe: So I guess this is it.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
Monica: This is harder than I thought it would be.
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be okay. Come on.
Rachel: Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Monica: We got some time.
Rachel: Okay, should we get some coffee?
Chandler: Sure. Where?

Quote from Joey

Monica: Oh, God. What did I just step you?
Chandler: It's okay. It's just an egg roll.
Monica: Oh.
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll?!
Monica: I'm sorry. I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
Joey: Just put it on a plate and leave.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane. Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
Nervous Male Passenger: Um, what was that?
Rachel: Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left phalange.
Nervous Male Passenger: Okay. Uh, that doesn't sound good.
Rachel: Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Nervous Male Passenger: But she is sometimes?
Rachel: Well... Wait, what are you doing?
Nervous Male Passenger: Well, I can't take this plane now.
Stewardess: Excuse me, sir? Where are you going?
Nervous Male Passenger: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange.
Rachel: Could I get some peanuts?
Female Passenger: What's wrong with the plane?
Stewardess: There's nothing wrong with the plane.
Nervous Male Passenger: Yeah! The left phalange.
Stewardess: There is no phalange!
Nervous Male Passenger: Oh, my God. This plane doesn't even have a phalange.
Female Passenger: I'm not flying on it.
Stewardess: Ma'am, please sit down.
Male Passenger: What's going on?
Nervous Male Passenger: We're all getting off. There is no phalange!
Rachel: This is ridiculous. I - Yeah, okay.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful. Thank you. [to the removal men wheeling the Big White Dog out of the apartment] If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Hey, do you realize that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
Rachel: Oh, yeah. That's true.
Ross: Uh, I haven't.
Monica: Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with Grandma and you tried to make it as a dancer?
Ross: Do you realize we almost made it ten years without that coming up?

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: There's no seat belt.
Phoebe: That's okay. If we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Hey.
Guy: 18th and East End.
Phoebe: I don't take passengers.
Guy: Hey, the law says you have to accept any fare.
Ross: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
Guy: All right, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
Phoebe: My medallion number is: Get out of the cab!
Guy: What?
Ross: Get out of the cab!
Phoebe: Get out of the cab!

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