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The One with Ross's Teeth

‘The One with Ross's Teeth’

Season 6, Episode 8 -  Aired November 18, 1999

When Ross whitens his teeth ahead of a date, he ends up with an insanely bright smile. Meanwhile, Rachel is put in a difficult position when Phoebe reveals she kissed Ralph Lauren.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Ooh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?


Quote from Ross

Ross: Wow, cool poster. Or should I say, "groovy poster"? So ... where were we?
Hillary: Are those your teeth?
Ross: Oh. You can see them, huh?
Hillary: Yes. They're insanely white.
Ross: I did that for you.
Hillary: What's the matter with you?
Ross: What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me?
Ross: [smiling] Yeah.
Phoebe: No! Demon! Demon!

Quote from Joey

Rachel: But just come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you. Because Kim will just freak out and she already doesn't like me very much.
Chandler: That's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either.
Monica: I don't think mine likes me either.
Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing.
Joey: Yeah. Or maybe it's because you're all hanging around here at 1 1 :30 on a Wednesday.

Quote from Joey

Joey: But come on. And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?
Janine: It's a curling iron.
Joey: Well, that's okay then. Oh, okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom, here, and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. It's up here on some hook. And it smells different.
Janine: It's clean.
Joey: Yeah, well, it feels different.
Janine: It's dry.
Joey: All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. Hey, okay, also what is with these chips you bought?
Janine: No, no, no. It's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it.
Joey: Well, that's like summer in a bowl.

Quote from Monica

Ross: Hey, guys. What's up?
Chandler: You know ... Oh, my God.
Monica: What happened to your teeth?
Ross: I whitened them.
Chandler: Really?
Ross: What do you think?
Monica: Well, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Look, Janine, I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff, it's too girlie.
Janine: Oh. Like what?
Joey: Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don't know. We can't have that.
Janine: Joey, it's Anne Geddes. She's a famous artist.
Joey: Look, I don't know this baby. I don't know if she's a famous artist or not.

Quote from Joey

Janine: I'm sorry. I just thought I'd try and make the place a little nicer.
Joey: Yeah, but it's too much stuff. You know, like you got the candles and the "foofy schmoofer" thing here. And over here, you got a picture of a watering can.
Janine: Well, I just thought-
Joey: I'm sure it's a famous watering can.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Come on, seriously.
Monica: Ross, they're really, really, really white.
Chandler: Yeah. What was wrong with your old, human teeth?

Quote from Monica

Monica: Ross, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary.
Ross: I know. That's why I did it. Come on, are they really that bad?
Chandler: No, no, no. You'll be fine. Hillary's blind, right?
Monica: She will be after tonight.

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