Chandler: We have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Monica: It's so unfair. You don't even like your job.
Chandler: So. Who does?
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Joey: I love my job.
Rachel: I can't wait to go back to work.
Ross: I can't get enough dinosaurs.

Chandler: I don't think of her that way. I mean, she's a colleague.
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: She's regional vice president. She's just below me.
Monica: She did what?
Chandler: Below me.

Phoebe: He sprang to his sleigh, To his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew, Like the down of a thistle, But I heard him exclaim, Ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all And to all a good night."
Joey: Wow. That was great. You really wrote that?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.

Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined. Now give me my real gift.

Chandler: Thanks. I'm actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.

Chandler: Say goodbye, elves. I'm off to Tulsa.

Monica: It's hard enough not seeing you during the week but for Christmas... If this is what you have to do, I understand.
Chandler: Thanks. I'll see you New Year's Day.
Monica: You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve?
Chandler: Did I not mention that?
Monica: No.
Chandler: And to all a good night!

Chandler: All right, everybody. I know that is Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there is no call for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing" on the back of my chair. By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

Chandler: You hear that? You may not be with your families but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.

Chandler: You know what? I know what will cheer you up. I had a talk with the boys in New York.
I told them about all your hard work and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Ken: "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet."
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket.