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Friends: The One with Christmas in Tulsa

910. The One with Christmas in Tulsa

Aired December 12, 2002

Chandler is forced to spend Christmas away from his wife and friends, prompting him to look back on Christmases past and his relationship with Monica. [CLIP SHOW]

Quote from Ross

Chandler: We have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Monica: It's so unfair. You don't even like your job.
Chandler: So. Who does?
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Joey: I love my job.
Rachel: I can't wait to go back to work.
Ross: I can't get enough dinosaurs.


Quote from Monica

Chandler: I don't think of her that way. I mean, she's a colleague.
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: She's regional vice president. She's just below me.
Monica: She did what?
Chandler: Below me.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: He sprang to his sleigh, To his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew, Like the down of a thistle, But I heard him exclaim, Ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all And to all a good night."
Joey: Wow. That was great. You really wrote that?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined. Now give me my real gift.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Thanks. I'm actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Say goodbye, elves. I'm off to Tulsa.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: It's hard enough not seeing you during the week but for Christmas... If this is what you have to do, I understand.
Chandler: Thanks. I'll see you New Year's Day.
Monica: You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve?
Chandler: Did I not mention that?
Monica: No.
Chandler: And to all a good night!

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: All right, everybody. I know that is Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there is no call for writing "Screw you, Mr. Bing" on the back of my chair. By the way, you can all call me Chandler.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: You hear that? You may not be with your families but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: You know what? I know what will cheer you up. I had a talk with the boys in New York.
I told them about all your hard work and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Ken: "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet."
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket.

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