‘The One Where Ross Is Fine’
Season 10, Episode 2 - Aired October 2, 2003
Rachel and Joey spend an uncomfortable evening with Ross and Charlie as he insists he is fine with their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler talk to a couple who adopted a child, and Phoebe hangs out with her brother, Frank Jr., and his triplets.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Hey, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: We just want to give you a heads up. Bill and Colleen hate us.
Chandler: Owen didn't know he's adopted and Monica told him.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Still, he had to find out sometime.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them? [the triplets look at Chandler] I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident.
Quote from Rachel
Charlie: God, Rachel, what Ross just said, that's just-
Rachel: Oh, that's okay. Girls tend not to like me.
Quote from Monica
Colleen: Well, actually, I think this might help. It's pretty much all the information you need.
Monica: Oh, my God.
Colleen: Everything is broken into categories, then cross-referenced. And then color-coded to correspond with the forms in the back.
Monica: Thank you. I think I just had a tiny orgasm.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Fajitas! Be careful! Very hot plate! Very hot!
Rachel: Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on.
Ross: [laughs] That is gonna hurt tomorrow.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, you must be Owen.
Owen: Yeah.
Chandler: I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the Scouts too.
Owen: You were?
Chandler: In fact, my father was a den mother.
Owen: Huh?
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Owen: I have a badge in it.
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic.
Owen: You want to see it?
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Owen: What?
Chandler: What?
Owen: I'm adopted?
Chandler: I got nothing.
Quote from Ross
Ross: I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like: [screams] But now that I've had time to absorb it- Loving this.
Joey: Ross-
Ross: It's all working out. Me and Charlie. And you two. You know what we should do?
Rachel: Calm ourselves?
Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!
Joey: Look, don't you think that would be a little weird?
Ross: Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food because I'm making fajitas!
Quote from Ross
Charlie: Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little-
Ross: What? Fine? Because I am. Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't? You see? Who else is fine?
Quote from Joey
Ross: Oh, God, this is fun, isn't it? You know, just the four of us. Just hanging.
Joey: Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me going nuts?
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey. If you two are happy then I'm happy for you. I'm fine.
Joey: Really?
Ross: Absolutely. I'm fine. Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky because, really, I'm fine.