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Friends: The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work

911. The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work

Aired January 9, 2003

When Rachel visits the office during her maternity leave, she becomes convinced the guy who's covering her is angling for her job. Meanwhile, Joey gets Phoebe a part as an extra on Days of our Lives.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Look, I'll just get my old job back.
Monica: No, I want you to have a job that you love, not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration.
Chandler: I quit, and you learn what I do?

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Quote from Monica

Monica: Okay, it's baby time. Pants off, Bing. Didn't see you there, Geller.

Quote from Monica

Monica: There's always gonna be a reason not to do this but I think once the baby comes, we'll forget about all those reasons.
Chandler: I guess. I mean, it's always gonna be scary when we have a baby.
Monica: It's gonna be really scary. I mean, God, when we have a baby there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control. I mean, the apartment's gonna be a mess. I won't have time to clean it. What if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer and messes up all the ribbons? What if there's no room for a ribbon drawer because the baby's stuff takes up all the space? Where will all the ribbons go?
Chandler: Should we go make a baby right now before you change your mind?
Monica: Yes, please.
Chandler: Okay. And I promise I will not fake it this time.
Monica: Well, I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, Joey, could I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?
Joey: Okay.
Phoebe: Thank you. [Phoebe pours Joey's coffee into a thermos and takes his muffin] Thank you.
Joey: Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?
Phoebe: I'm sorry. It's just, I'm a little short on cash.
Joey: Well, if you want, I could loan you some money.
Phoebe: Oh, no. No, I learned never to borrow money from friends. That's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore.

Quote from Rachel

Phoebe: Hey. Why are you all dressed up?
Ross: Oh, Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?
Joey: She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?
Rachel: Well, because if one more person says, "What a cute little boy", I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Okay, let's start with the A's. Advertising.
Chandler: Wait. Advertising, that's a great idea.
Monica: Well, don't you wanna look through the rest?
Chandler: I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense. Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.
Monica: You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I'll get to use my shredder.

Quote from Monica

Monica: I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you. Give me the phone.
Chandler: "The phone. Bringing you closer to people who have phones."
Monica: "Marriage. It's not for everybody."

Quote from Rachel

Gavin: I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taking over your job.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Gavin: Oh, your baby's so cute. But why would you put a pink bow on a boy?
[Ross restrains Rachel]

Quote from Chandler

Steve: So do you have any other questions about advertising?
Chandler: No. No. But let me show you what I can do. "Bagels and doughnuts. Round food for every mood."
Steve: Monica warned me you might do that.

Quote from Chandler

Steve: I think we might have something for you at the agency.
Chandler: Really? That's great.
Steve: It's an unpaid internship.
Chandler: That's funny. When you said "unpaid," it sounded like you said "unpaid."
Steve: Come on, now. Monica has a good job. It's not like you have a family to support.
Chandler: Actually, we're trying. And I don't think Monica is gonna want to postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at home, naked right now. I tend to keep talking till somebody stops me. I can just picture her on the bed.
Steve: Stop!

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