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Friends: The One at the Beach

325. The One at the Beach

Aired May 15, 1997

Phoebe takes the gang with her as she hopes to learn more about her parents from an old family friend who lives in Montauk. When Ross starts to think Rachel might still have feelings for him, he must decide between her and Bonnie.

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Is that woman capable of talking about anything other than sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Earlier she was talking about geography.
Monica: Joey ,she was listing the countries she's done it in.
Joey: I think we all learned something.

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Quote from Joey

[Joey is carrying a brown paper bag]
Monica: Oh, good. You bought food.
Joey: No, just my luggage. [pulls out a pair of underpants]

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I am having the best karma this week. I find this woman who knew my parents and then my client gives me his beach house.
Ross: What about that bike messenger you hit?
Phoebe: Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: So what's Phoebe like?
Phoebe: I'm kind, caring and sweet. What's Monica like?
Monica: No, the other Phoebe. The one you went to go see.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: She canceled. My namesake canceled on me. She claims she had to go out of town.
She's avoiding me. She doesn't want to tell me where my father is. She knows!
Rachel: Pheebs, that sucks.
Phoebe: Well, don't "Pheebs, that sucks" me yet.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: She's out of town. There's got to be something in her house that tells me where my father is.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that "breaking and entering."
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?
Monica: No.
Joey: Oh, no, no.
Phoebe: Look, I'll do something nice, okay? I'll fill her ice trays.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: No, I don't care. I'm not playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice.
Joey: But I made cards.

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Um, why couldn't I be your boyfriend?
Monica: Are you still on that?
Chandler: Uh-huh.
Joey: Would you let it go already?
Monica: Thank you, Joey.
Joey: But you'd go out with me, right?
Monica: No. It's the same as with Chandler. We're friends.
Joey: Whoa. Uh, let's say that we are the last two guys on the face of the planet and you have a gun to your head. Which one would you pick?
Monica: Which one of you has the gun to my head?

Quote from Monica

Chandler: Besides, worst comes to worst. I'll be your boyfriend.
Monica: [snickers] Yeah, right.
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Monica: You made a joke, right? So I laughed.
Chandler: [laughs] A little too hard. What, am I not boyfriend material?
Monica: No, you're Chandler. You know. Chandler!
Chandler: Okay, so we've established my name, and hit me. But, theoretically, say we weren't friends. Say it's a blind date. I show up at your door and I'm, like, "Hey, nice to meet you. Hey. Hey."
Monica: I'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: Hey, you guys. Look what I found. That's my mom's writing. Look.
Chandler: "Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1965."
Phoebe: Do you know what that means?
Joey: That you're actually 50?

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