TV Quotes

Ross: But all kidding aside. In much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus.
[Joey laughs]
Charlie: What?
Joey: He said erectus.
Charlie: You're kidding, right?
Joey: No, he really said it.

Ross: And while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus-
[Rachel laughs]
Joey: Erectus?
Rachel: Homo.

Chandler: You really find this attractive on him?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now?
Chandler: I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.

Ross: Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered. Giganotosaurus. Argentinosaurus.
Chandler: Not to mention Coldsaurus.

Monica: Go to the pool and reserve chairs. I will get the magazines and the lotion.
Chandler: Uh, ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
Rachel: No.
Monica: Damn it.
Ross: Walls are pretty thin, guys.

Ross: Well?
Charlie: You were incredible. You blew them away.
Ross: I can't tell you how great it was to look out into the crowd and see your face. I mean, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me?
Charlie: I was not.
Ross: No, it's okay. It made me feel like a rock star.
Charlie: Oh, my God. I'm your groupie.
Ross: Hey, I better not find you naked in my hotel room. Look, I took it too far.

Joey: As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling. Some kid told me about this sea turtle. And if you blow bubbles in his face he chases you.
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Joey: That's okay. I'll find someone else to do it. I'd do it alone, but I don't know what happens when the sea turtle catches you.

Joey: I mean, she should be with someone more like Ross. You know, I mean he uses all those big words too. Man, smart people are dull.
Rachel: Well, hey.
Joey: [chuckles] Okay, Rach.

Rachel: I'm not trying to do anything. It's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know? And I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like?
Joey: Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as ... George.
Rachel: Who?
Joey: Curious George.
Rachel: Oh.
Joey: You know, the monkey and the guy with the yellow hat.
Rachel: Yes, of course. I remember him.
Joey: He had a paper route.
Rachel: Yeah, he did. See, this is what I'm talking about.

Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?