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Friends: The One in Barbados (Part 2)

924. The One in Barbados (Part 2)

Aired May 15, 2003

Charlie and Joey realize there's no future in their relationship. Meanwhile, Monica and Mike challenge each other at ping pong.

Quote from Joey

Ross: But all kidding aside. In much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus.
[Joey laughs]
Charlie: What?
Joey: He said erectus.
Charlie: You're kidding, right?
Joey: No, he really said it.

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Quote from Rachel

Ross: And while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus-
[Rachel laughs]
Joey: Erectus?
Rachel: Homo.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: You really find this attractive on him?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Are you telling me you're not even a little turned on by Monica right now?
Chandler: I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Finally, factor in the profusion of new species recently discovered. Giganotosaurus. Argentinosaurus.
Chandler: Not to mention Coldsaurus.

Quote from Ross

Monica: Go to the pool and reserve chairs. I will get the magazines and the lotion.
Chandler: Uh, ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
Rachel: No.
Monica: Damn it.
Ross: Walls are pretty thin, guys.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Well?
Charlie: You were incredible. You blew them away.
Ross: I can't tell you how great it was to look out into the crowd and see your face. I mean, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me?
Charlie: I was not.
Ross: No, it's okay. It made me feel like a rock star.
Charlie: Oh, my God. I'm your groupie.
Ross: Hey, I better not find you naked in my hotel room. Look, I took it too far.

Quote from Joey

Joey: As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeling. Some kid told me about this sea turtle. And if you blow bubbles in his face he chases you.
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Joey: That's okay. I'll find someone else to do it. I'd do it alone, but I don't know what happens when the sea turtle catches you.

Quote from Joey

Joey: I mean, she should be with someone more like Ross. You know, I mean he uses all those big words too. Man, smart people are dull.
Rachel: Well, hey.
Joey: [chuckles] Okay, Rach.

Quote from Joey

Rachel: I'm not trying to do anything. It's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know? And I mean, aren't you just a little curious what it would be like?
Joey: Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as ... George.
Rachel: Who?
Joey: Curious George.
Rachel: Oh.
Joey: You know, the monkey and the guy with the yellow hat.
Rachel: Yes, of course. I remember him.
Joey: He had a paper route.
Rachel: Yeah, he did. See, this is what I'm talking about.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?

Quote from Ross

Charlie: Well, Joey and I broke up.
Ross: Oh, my God. What happened?
Charlie: Joey is a great guy but we're just- We're so different. I mean, like, during your speech, he kept laughing at "Homo erectus."
Ross: I knew that was him.

Quote from Monica

Monica: I can't just walk away. I've put in four hours. You knew this about me when you married me. You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness.
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: That's just good sense.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I can't believe it. I lost.
Chandler: No, you didn't.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Because I'm gonna play for you.
Phoebe: You can't do that.
Mike: It's okay. I don't care which of them I beat.
Phoebe: Okay, we're taking that paddle home, mister.

Quote from Ross

Charlie: They still looking for us?
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. The bartender said they split up into two search parties. The herbivores and the carnivores. You know, we as a group are not the coolest.

Quote from Ross

Charlie: So I started to tell you something earlier. There was another reason that I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I was starting to have feelings for someone else.
Ross: And can I ask who?
Charlie: I think you know.
Ross: I think I know too, but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so...

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Oh, isn't this nice? It's so quiet. I could just lie here all day.
Monica: Oh, I know.
Rachel: Open your drapes. Open your drapes.
Chandler: So glad we got adjoining rooms.
Monica: The sun is out.
Chandler: Hey. Remember when I had corneas?

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Well, I'm not playing with her.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm out.
Mike: I'll play you.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know what you're doing.
Chandler: She gets crazy. This scar? That's from Pictionary.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Honey, they have Ping-Pong. Let's play.
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get. And while I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying.

Quote from Chandler

Mike: Oh, by the way, I'm awesome.
Chandler: Oh, dear God, there's two of them.


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