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Friends: The One on the Last Night

606. The One on the Last Night

Aired November 4, 1999

On their last night as roommates, Chandler tries to give Joey money without him realizing, and Monica and Rachel fall out because she left all her packing to the last minute.

Quote from Rachel

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: That's funny. Because I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

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Quote from Joey

Chandler: Okay, I'm going to be moving out, so you are going to be in charge of paying the rent.
Joey: Right. And when is that due?
Chandler: On the first of the month.
Joey: And that's every month?
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Chandler: Okay, here's the phone bill.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's our phone number.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing. So why don't I just cover you for a while?
Joey: No, no. No way. Joey Tribbiani does not take charity ... anymore.
Chandler: It's not charity, Joe.
Joey: No. Forget it. I mean, thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
Chandler: Okay, here's the electric bill.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?
Chandler: Well, yeah. [Joey turns the lights off] So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Okay, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift. Now, Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out. My God, thank you.
Phoebe: Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack. She's got jobs for everyone. Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves!

Quote from Rachel

Phoebe: Maybe instead of thinking about how you're going to miss each other, you should think about some of the things you're not gonna miss.
Monica: I don't think there's anything.
Phoebe: Come on, there's gotta be something.
Monica: No. She's perfect.
Rachel: I have one.
Phoebe: Good. Great. Okay, you can go first.
Rachel: Well, I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact that you're never allowed to move the phone pen.
Phoebe: Good. That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? You know, does Rachel move the phone pen?
Monica: Sometimes. Always, actually.
Phoebe: Okay. There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better?
Monica: Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
Rachel: You get your messages.
Monica: Yeah, well, I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you've fallen asleep on the couch.
Rachel: So you missed a message from who? Chandler? Or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Phoebe: Great. It worked. No one's sad.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Here it is. Our last pizzas together as roommates.
Chandler: Oh, I wish I knew that you were going to do that. I ordered Chinese.
Joey: Oh. Well, that's okay. Actually, in a way it's kind of nice. You know? Our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours. Huh?

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Chandler: Well, I hope not. I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn't take it.
Phoebe: How much do you think he needs?
Chandler: I figure $1 500 would cover him for a few months, you know. But I have to trick him into taking it so I don't hurt his pride.
Phoebe: Why don't you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits whenever you want.
Chandler: Well, that would help the pride thing.

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: So what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight's my last night together with Rachel, we thought we'd go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel's moving in with Phoebe.
Phoebe: And also my birthday.
Monica: It's not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say. I wouldd never tell you it was not your birthday.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Knicks' season opener tonight. I thought you guys would come over and watch it.
Joey: I don't know, Ross. Not if you're going to talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.

Quote from Rachel

Monica: You're not dressed yet? We're supposed to start having fun in fifteen minutes.
Rachel: Well, and clearly not a minute sooner.

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