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Friends: The One with the Butt

106. The One with the Butt

Aired October 27, 1994

After a talent agency signs Joey after seeing him in a play, he gets his big break in the film industry as Al Pacino's butt double. Meanwhile, Chandler enjoys a casual relationship with a woman he met at the play, until her endless list of partners leaves Chandler wanting more, and Monica's obsessive and controlling nature is put to the test when Rachel tidies the apartment for the first time.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Come on, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it and that's big.
Chandler: Oh, no it's terrific. You deserve this. After all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.

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Quote from Ross

Joey: Okay. Fine. Make jokes, I don't care. This is a big break for me!
Ross: You're right, you're right. It is. So are you gonna invite us all to the big opening?

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Oh, look, look, look. There's Joey's picture. This is so exciting!
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen his one of his plays before. Notice, no fear. No sense of impending doom.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: The exclamation point scares me. It's not just Freud, it's Freud!

Quote from Joey

Joey: [Austrian accent] Well, Eva we've done some excellent work here. And I would have to say your problem is quite clear. [singing] All you want is a dinkle, What you envy's a schwang, A thing through which you can tinkle, To play with or simply let hang.

Quote from Monica

Rachel: Ugh, I feel violated.
Monica: Did anybody else feel like they just wanted to peel the skin off their body so they'd have something else to do?

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: The usher gave me this.
Joey: What is it? The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. An agency left its card. They wanna sign me!
Phoebe: Based on this play? Based on this play!

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows. I did the floors. I used all the vacuum attachments but the round one with the bristles. I don't know what that's for.
Ross: Oh, yeah, nobody knows, and we're not supposed to ask.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe: Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember, I lived with you? You were a little. [mimics stabbing sound from "Psycho"]

Quote from Ross

Monica: That is so unfair!
Ross: Oh, come on. When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy.

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