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Friends: The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding

224. The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding

Aired May 16, 1996

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Meanwhile, Joey needs to practice kissing guys to land a part in a Warren Beatty movie, Monica ponders the future of her relationship with Richard, and Chandler strikes up a romance on the Internet.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubblegum.

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Quote from Joey

Joey: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind of a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Chandler: 'Cause he was just so darn cute?
Joey: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
Ross: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. Or you just do it.
Joey: I did do it, I'm a professional.
Monica: Then what's the problem?
Joey: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Phoebe: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing- Oh.

Quote from Rachel

Ross: [to Rachel] Come on out, honey. I'm telling you look good. [to the group] Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
[Rachel emerges from her bedroom]
Phoebe: Oh my God. [stifling a laugh] You look so good.
Rachel: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defensive and quippy-
Ross: Get out!
Phoebe: No!
Chandler: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, "cut it out, get real", and I did.
Rachel: Wow. What's that like?
Chandler: It's like this. Me, no jokes.
Phoebe: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
Richard: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way.

Quote from Monica

Richard: You really need the bassinet?
Monica: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.

Quote from Chandler

[Rachel enters the apartment wearing the bridesmaid dress]
Rachel: Hey.
Chandler: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: What does she mean by HH?
Chandler: It means we're holding hands.
Phoebe: Are you the cutest?
Chandler: I'm afraid I might just be.

Quote from Joey

Joey: What's going on?
Phoebe: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Joey: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Chandler: How do you not fall down more?

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.
Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?
Joey: Incredible. I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Ross: Who?
Joey: All right. I'll give you one hint. Warren Beatty.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Hey, what did your agent say?
Joey: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem. Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.
Joey: You see this, this is a friend.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Good, very good, firm but tender. I'd recommend you to a friend.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Then I don't know what it is. What's the problem?
Monica: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Joey: Yeah, that makes sense. [Joey looks at Ross]
Ross: Over my dead body.
Chandler: [Joey looks at Chandler] And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.

Quote from Monica

Ross: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
Rachel: Because I promised Mindy I would.
Monica: Yeah, well you promised Barry, you'd marry him. [Monica crawls away]

Quote from Monica

Phoebe: Ooh, someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?
Chandler: I may have.
Monica: Woo-hoo, stud.
Ross: What's she look like?
Chandler: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.
Monica: Woo-hoo, geek.

Quote from Monica

Richard: You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.

Quote from Monica

Richard: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
Monica: Okay, so, uh, we're in France, we're making the toast. Do you see a little bassinet in the corner?
Richard: Like a hound?
Monica: Not a basset, a bassinet.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Do you not see kids in our future?
Richard: Oh, hey, I love children, I have children. But I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start. Look, I want you, now.
Monica: That's great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute. And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon.
Ross: Get away from me. I said no.

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