Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.

Ross: [to Rachel] Come on out, honey. I'm telling you look good. [to the group] Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
[Rachel emerges from her bedroom]
Phoebe: Oh my God. [stifling a laugh] You look so good.
Rachel: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous.

Joey: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind of a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Chandler: 'Cause he was just so darn cute?
Joey: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
Ross: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. Or you just do it.
Joey: I did do it, I'm a professional.
Monica: Then what's the problem?
Joey: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Phoebe: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing- Oh.

Richard: You really need the bassinet?
Monica: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.

[Rachel enters the apartment wearing the bridesmaid dress]
Rachel: Hey.
Chandler: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

Chandler: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defensive and quippy-
Ross: Get out!
Phoebe: No!
Chandler: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, "cut it out, get real", and I did.
Rachel: Wow. What's that like?
Chandler: It's like this. Me, no jokes.
Phoebe: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
Richard: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way.

Phoebe: What does she mean by HH?
Chandler: It means we're holding hands.
Phoebe: Are you the cutest?
Chandler: I'm afraid I might just be.

Joey: What's going on?
Phoebe: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Joey: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Chandler: How do you not fall down more?

Chandler: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.
Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

Chandler: Oh, my God!
Janice: Oh. My. God!
[Chandler walks over and passionately kisses Janice]
All: Oh. My. God!