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The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding

‘The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding’

Season 2, Episode 24 - Aired May 16, 1996

Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fiance's wedding. Meanwhile, Joey needs to practice kissing guys to land a part in a Warren Beatty movie, Monica ponders the future of her relationship with Richard, and Chandler strikes up a romance on the Internet.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing. Give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.


Quote from Rachel

Ross: [to Rachel] Come on out, honey. I'm telling you look good. [to the group] Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
[Rachel emerges from her bedroom]
Phoebe: Oh my God. [stifling a laugh] You look so good.
Rachel: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you're nauseous.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Yeah, there's just one thing that might be kind of a problem. See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
Chandler: 'Cause he was just so darn cute?
Joey: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
Ross: Well, hey. You're an actor, I say you just suck it up and do it. Or you just do it.
Joey: I did do it, I'm a professional.
Monica: Then what's the problem?
Joey: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
Phoebe: Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks. What does Warren Beatty know about kissing- Oh.

Quote from Monica

Richard: You really need the bassinet?
Monica: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog.

Quote from Chandler

[Rachel enters the apartment wearing the bridesmaid dress]
Rachel: Hey.
Chandler: I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: I like this girl, okay, I seriously like this girl, you now how sometimes I tend get a little defensive and quippy-
Ross: Get out!
Phoebe: No!
Chandler: Well she totally called me on it, okay. She said, "cut it out, get real", and I did.
Rachel: Wow. What's that like?
Chandler: It's like this. Me, no jokes.
Phoebe: All right, stop it, you're freaking me out.
Richard: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: What does she mean by HH?
Chandler: It means we're holding hands.
Phoebe: Are you the cutest?
Chandler: I'm afraid I might just be.

Quote from Joey

Joey: What's going on?
Phoebe: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Joey: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Chandler: How do you not fall down more?

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.
Phoebe: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Oh, my God!
Janice: Oh. My. God!
[Chandler walks over and passionately kisses Janice]
All: Oh. My. God!

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