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Friends: The One with the Inappropriate Sister

510. The One with the Inappropriate Sister

Aired December 17, 1998

Ross struggles to adjust to life without work now that he's on sabbatical. Meanwhile, Phoebe takes a job collecting money for charity in the run up to Christmas, and Rachel worries Danny is seeing another woman after she finally goes out on a date with him.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, guys. I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today.
Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game last night.
Joey: No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.

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Quote from Joey

Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Haven't you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?

Quote from Joey

Joey: A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing, you know. Why do you think we have comfortable chairs? Look. Here, sit down. Ready? Watch. And then.
Ross: So, what? We just sit?
Joey: Oh, no, no. We're not gonna just sit. Watch. [dials phone]
Chandler: [on the phone] Hello, Chandler Bing.
Joey: [in a sultry, female voice] Hello, Mr. Bing. I love you.
Chandler: [on the phone] All right, whoever this is, stop calling me. It's been 6 months. It's not funny.
Joey: [in a sultry, female voice] But I love you.
Chandler: Leave me alone. For the love of God, leave me alone!
Joey: And that's Wednesday.

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: [ringing bell] Hey, you guys. Guess what?
Chandler: The British are coming?
Phoebe: Oh, you and your ways.

Quote from Estelle

Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old ltalian actor from Queens.
Estelle: Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available.
Joey: She's a woman.
Estelle: What can I say? She nailed it.
Joey: Is there anything else?
Estelle: Well, you're just going to say no again, but gay porn?

Quote from Joey

Ross: Hey, you know what you should do. You should make something happen for yourself. You know, like write a play. Write a movie. I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?
Joey: Come on, Ross. Be realistic. If I did write something what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? Wait a second, I could star in it!
Ross: Or that.

Quote from Joey

Ross: We'll start slow. All you have to come up with tonight is the name of your main character.
Joey: Done.
Ross: And it can't be Joey.
Joey: It's not.
Ross: Or Joseph.
Joey: Oh.

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, how do you spell "suspicious"?
Chandler: Why?
Joey: Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.

Quote from Ross

Chandler: It's great. You take a tennis ball, a bowl and lighter-
Ross: This is helping your career? I thought you wanted to be an actor. Not the creator of "Crazy Lawsuit Game."

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Nobody respects the bucket. You wouldn't believe what people put in here. Does this look like a garbage can to you?
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Does it look like an ashtray?
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Does it look like a urinal?
Monica: Ew!

Quote from Joey

Ross: Joey's not going.
Joey: I didn't finish my five pages.
Chandler: Well why can't you finish them tomorrow?
Ross: Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.
Joey: Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look. Quarter, dime. Lint? Not interested in that. What's this? A Canadian coin? Get out of here!

Quote from Ross

Ross: "But we had our best friend's interest at heart."
Chandler: "Could I be more sorry?"
Ross: "l don't know. I am one sorry ... polontologist." All right, Joey, we get it.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Whoa, whoa. No drinks near the bucket. Set it down there and then you can make a contribution. You can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there too.

Quote from Phoebe

Bob: Phoebe, we've been getting complaints.
Phoebe: What?
Bob: We're moving you to a less high-profile spot. Ginger's taking over this corner.
Phoebe: That chick can't handle my corner.

Quote from Monica

Phoebe: That's weird. You're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately.
Chandler and Monica: [simultaneously] That is so not true.


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