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618. The One Where Ross Dates a Student
Aired March 9, 2000
Ross flirts with danger when he starts dating a student. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Rachel are forced to move in with their friends when a fire ruins their apartment.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Who wrote it?
Ross: Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous.
Joey: Hey, do you still have their exams?
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Because you could just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and, boom, there's your admirer.
Chandler: A hot girl's at stake, and all of a sudden he's Rain Man.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Oh, Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
Chandler: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah. She said something about crummies.
Chandler: No, no, no. I was so careful.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Hey. I just got my teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department."
Chandler: Ah, "Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar, eh?
Quote from Joey
Joey: Now, listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday, okay, so I gotta get in there by Thursday. Just remember Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?
Chandler: Yeah, so Tuesday?
Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering, just think of it like this: The third day. All right, Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when, huh, what day? Thursday! The third day, okay?
Chandler: Thank you.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Hey, Mon, I'm gonna check my messages.
Chandler: You just thought of that in there?
Monica: Sure, nature called. She wants to see who else did.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: [on the phone] Hello? Rachel. [to the gang] You guys, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops.
Monica: You're on the phone.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Oh, how bad is it?
Phoebe: It's bad, it's really bad. The only thing in there that isn't burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying.
Quote from Rachel
Fireman: So you ladies won't be able to live here for a while. You have a place to stay?
Rachel: Oh! Wow! Okay, look, pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. But if you give me your number, I will call you some other time.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Have you figured out what started the fire, Mr. Fireman?
Fireman: Well, do either of you smoke?
Phoebe: No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Now, this is last-minute, so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?
Phoebe: Oh, who cares?
Rachel: Oh, my God! It sure didn't look this way when I lived here.
Monica: I know!