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Quote from The One with Ross's Library Book

Monica: It's actually going to be just family.
Janice: Oh, wait. You two think of me as family? Oh, I have to ask you something now, and be honest. Do you want me to sing "Careless Whisper" or "Lady in Red"?


Quote from The One with Ross's Library Book

Monica: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You have to go.
Janice: Why?
Monica: Because Chandler still has feelings for you.
Janice: He does?
Chandler: Say again?
Monica: That's right. That's right. And that is why you can't stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn't come to the wedding.
Chandler: Feelings. Such strong feelings.
Monica: I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.
Janice: Oh, my God. I understand. I am so sorry. I'll go. Goodbye, Monica. I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him. Chandler, you call me when this goes in the pooper.

Quote from The One with Chandler's Work Laugh

Janice: Okay, I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever.
Rachel: Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.

Quote from The One with the Candy Hearts

Janice: Just us?
Chandler: Urgh, what a crappy night!
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom. [laughs]

Quote from The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)

Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]

Quote from The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)

Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]

Quote from The One Where Estelle Dies

Ellen: You two know each other?
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin. [laughs]

Quote from The One with the East German Laundry Detergent

Chandler: Hey, Janice.
Janice: My God, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here?
Janice: We got the proofs back from the photo shoot. You know, the one with the little vegetables. They pretty much sucked. So, I blew off the afternoon and went shopping.
And I got you- I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking. I got you-
Chandler: [watching Pheobe smoothly break up with her boyfriend] What?
Janice: What?
Chandler: What did you get me there?
Janice: I got you these.
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's sweet.
Janice: Well, I knew you had Rockys. So I figured you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you could wear Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix and match. Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Chandler: [downs his espresso] Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte?
Janice: No. No, l'm still working on mine. [laughs]

Quote from The One with the Candy Hearts

Janice: By the way, Chandler, I cut you out of all of my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
Chandler: That's okay.
Janice: Are you sure, really? Because, you know, you could make little puppets out of them and you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty!

Quote from The One Where Heckles Dies

Janice: Hey, it's everybody!
Monica: Hi, Janice.
Chandler: Janice, you're-
Janice: Yes, I am.
Chandler: ls it?
Janice: ls it yours? You wish, Chandler Bing! You are looking at a married lady now.
Chandler: Congratulations.
Janice: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Chandler: You couldn't have told me about this over the phone?
Janice: And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no! Janice likes to have her fun! [laughs]

Quote from The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy

Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
Janice: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

Quote from The One with All the Rugby

Rachel: What am I sitting on? I'd hate to think what was this woman scratching when this broke off?
Chandler: Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?
Janice: Oh, my God!

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