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Friends: The One with the Ring

623. The One with the Ring

Aired May 11, 2000

Phoebe helps Chandler as he goes shopping for an engagement ring. Meanwhile, Rachel wants Paul to open up emotionally, and Joey are Ross are upset that Chandler is spending time with Phoebe instead of them.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: What was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
Phoebe: That was so weird, huh?
Ross: Why did you do it?
Phoebe: I didn't do it. It was Chandler. He's mad at you.
Ross: What? Why?
Phoebe: Oh, please. I think you know why.
Ross: I can't think of anything.
Phoebe: Come on, Ross. You're a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.

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Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Something's missing. Okay, let me see the ring that my friend picked out.
Jeweler: Where's the 1 920s princess-cut ring?
Sales Woman: I just sold it to that gentleman.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. Wait, stop. [Alarm blares, iron bars trap Phoebe] Let me out! Now! [Phoebe aims the musket at the jeweler]

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Have you told anyone else?
Chandler: No, I haven't told anyone else because I don't want Monica to find out.
Phoebe: You told me.
Chandler: Well, that's because I trust you, and we're friends, and you walked in on me while I was looking at ring brochures.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, once again, not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn't been on the toilet.
Chandler: Me too.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Rachel: Good. Although, you know, he's a private guy. I wish I could get him to open up. Share some feelings.
Phoebe: That's easy. You just have to think of him as a jar of pickles that won't open.
Rachel: So what are you saying? I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
Phoebe: No, that's what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Wait a minute. Is it because Joey and I didn't invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Phoebe: You think that's something that he would be mad at you for?
Ross: I guess it could.
Phoebe: Well, then I think that's it.
Ross: You know, if he's angry, he shouldn't just cover it up. I wish he'd just tell me the truth.
Phoebe: Oh, well, if that's what you want, you really should run him under hot water and bang his head against the table.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Then how about puberty? Come on. That's always a painful time. You know, your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while you sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Paul: No, that never happened to me.
Rachel: Well, you're lucky you never met that bitch, Sharon Majeski.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: So maybe you don't get her a ring. Maybe you do something different. An engagement bracelet. Or an engagement tiara. An engagement Revolutionary War musket.
Chandler: You know, I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Can't you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?

Quote from Phoebe

Chandler: How much is it?
Phoebe: Chandler, I will handle this. How much is it?
Jeweler: $8600.
Phoebe: We will give you $10.
Jeweler: Are you interested in this ring?
Chandler: Yes. Yes. But I can only pay $8000.
Jeweler: Okay. I can let it go for 8.
Phoebe: We stand firm at $10.

Quote from Joey

Ross: Remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Joey: No.
Ross: Remember, you were eating pizza?
Joey: Yeah.

Quote from Joey

Ross: Apparently Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Joey: We were supposed to just get him a ticket? That guy is always mooching off of us.

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