Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Rachel: The bottom line, Ross, is we cannot stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
Ross: Okay. You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage-
Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

Rachel: Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will.
Ross: All right. All right, I'll do it.
Rachel Thank you. Hey. Hey, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?

Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke's on you because we don't need to get divorced. Okay, we're just gonna get an annulment.
Joey: An annulment? Ross, I don't think surgery is the answer here.

Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Well, I guess we find a divorce lawyer.
Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.

Ross: Hello, Mrs. Ross.
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel.
Monica: Whoa!
Chandler: Oh, my God!
Joey: Come on, Pheebs, hurry. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay.
Chandler: Oh, my God. ls everybody getting married?

Phoebe: Hey.
Monica: What are you guys doing here?
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married. Isn't that why you guys are here?
Chandler: Yes.
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Joey: Well, what happened? Did we miss it?
Chandler: We actually missed it.
Phoebe: Maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel!

Monica: This is insane.
Phoebe: What's the big deal? You know, it's not like it's a real marriage.
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas, you're married everywhere.
Phoebe: Really?
Monica: Yeah.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! Oh, well.

Ross: I'm not kidding. Look, I can't have three failed marriages. I can't, okay? I am not gonna be that guy.
Rachel: So what, we just stay married forever?
Ross: Okay, how- How is this going to affect you, really? I mean, you fill some form out once in a while, instead of checking the box that says "Miss," you check the box that says, "Mrs." It's right next to it.
Rachel: Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. You know what? We can stay married because I thought that the boxes were far away from each other.

Ross: You wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: Always.
Ross: I didn't get the annulment.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: We're still married. Don't tell Rachel. See you later.