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Friends: The One with All the Kissing

502. The One with All the Kissing

Aired October 1, 1998

Phoebe feels left out when all her friends keep reminiscing about their trip to London. After Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler kiss Monica, he is forced to adopt a new "European" style of goodbye. Meanwhile, Ross has trouble trying to reach Emily, while Rachel is angry with him for leaving her on a plane to Greece.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
Chandler: You're just all liquored up.
Joey: Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.
[Monica holds her breath, ducks under water]
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Joey: I'm going to go get some chicken? Want some?
Chandler: No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.
Joey: You sure? Some extra-crispy, dirty rice, beans?
Chandler: For the last time, no. Get out. Get out, Joey!
Joey: All right.
[Monica resurfaces]
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm sorry. He wouldn't leave. He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
Chandler: Hey, Joe. [Monica ducks again] Could I get a three-piece, some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke? Aah! Aah! Diet Coke.

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Quote from Ross

Ross: I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay? Emily showed up at the airport. I had to go after her. I did what I had to do. She's my wife. Rachel is my wife. Emily! Emily is my wife. Man, what is that?

Quote from Rachel

Monica: Rachel, sweetie, look. Here's a really cute picture of you and Joey at the reception.
Rachel: Oh, he's married. Ross is married. I still can't believe it.
Monica: Oh. Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
Rachel: I mean, I'm just going have to accept it.
Monica: Oh.
Rachel: I mean, it's my fault.
Monica: Sweetie, edges! Fingers! Smudgy!
Rachel: Oh, my God! [Rachel licks the photo]

Quote from Gunther

[Gunther goes over to the guy Rachel asked out, he holds up a sign saying they reserve they right to refuse service to anyone]
Gunther: Get out.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, I have to tell you this story. I was coming over and this cabdriver-
Joey: Was his name Angus?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: He was this cabdriver we had in London.
Phoebe: Oh. Ha, ha, ha. All right. Anyway-
Monica: What was that place, that pub that he took us to?
Chandler: The Wheat Sheaf.
Joey: Yeah, and they had that beer, that-
Monica: Boddington's!
Joey: Boddington's.
Chandler: Oh, Phoebe was going to tell a story.
Phoebe: Okay. So he had a really funny hat. I don't want to talk about it.

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Oh, I got to go to the flower store. No one will tell me where Emily is so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red roses to her parents' house. One for each day I've known and loved her. That should get her talking.
Chandler: Oh, Ross, when you make out the card, be sure to make it out to "Emily."

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Okay. I got to go to work. [Chandler kisses Monica] And Rachel, great to have you back. [Chandler kisses Rachel] Pheebs! [Chandler kisses Phoebe] Always a pleasure.

Quote from Joey

Monica: If you'd stop thinking about Ross you'd notice there are great guys everywhere. Look.
Gunther. He's nice. He's cute.
Rachel: Yeah. I guess Gunther is-
Monica: What about that guy over there? Remember, that is the guy that you flirted with at the counter that time.
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Monica: You're going to talk to him. You know what, we made a deal. I make your decisions, and I say you're going to talk to him.
Rachel: All right. You're the boss. I guess I got to do what you tell me.
Joey: Say that to him, and you're golden.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: What the hell was that?
Monica: Probably some European goodbye thing he picked up in London.
Rachel: That's not European.
Phoebe: It felt French.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: What's that?
Ross: It came in the mail today. It's 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch.
Rachel: Honey, that's awful.
Ross: It's not so bad. Monica's going to make potpourri.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I think I'm going to go wander out in the rain for a while.
Rachel: It's not raining.
Ross: I can't catch a break!

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: You know how you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and you were kind of feeling left out?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Joey: Well, we all felt really bad about that, so we decided we should all take a little trip together.
Phoebe: Oh, that's so nice. How great. Where? Where's the trip?
Monica: Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic ... in Central Park!
Phoebe: Central Park?
Joey: Yeah. All of us. All day.
Phoebe: That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park. What are we going to high-five about at the stupid Central Park? Oh, it's right by my house. All right!

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Phoebe, we decided that the picnic idea was a little- It didn't have any- Well, it blew. So, we thought that this afternoon we'd all go away for the whole weekend to Atlantic City.
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan. Whose plan was that?
Joey: Mine.
Ross: Wait, it was my plan.
Joey: No, I said we needed a new plan.
Ross: And I came up with Atlantic City.
Joey: Which is the new plan.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: I think I'm just going to say it. I'm just going to say it. I'm still in love with you, Ross.
Ross: Wow, uh. Huh. I'm- Wow. I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
[Rachel starts laughing]
Ross: What? Was that a joke? Because it's mean.
Rachel: I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
Ross: Why are you laughing?
Rachel: Because I just heard it. I heard it. And it's ridiculous. I mean. You're married. You're married, and it's just ridiculous. It's like when I said it, I sort of floated up out of my body, you know. And then I heard myself say it, and then the floating Rachel - I was like, "You are such an idiot!" [laughing]

Quote from Ross

Ross: Well, I am married.
Rachel: I know.
Ross: Even though I haven't spoken to her since the wedding.
Rachel: [laughing] I'm sorry. That's not funny.
Ross: Actually, it kind of is. My wife won't return my calls. [laughs] I don't know where my wife is.
"Hey, Ross! Where's the missus?" "Don't know."

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Phoebe, you're leaking.
Monica: Oh, my God. Your water broke.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Well, don't worry. I call shotgun.
Chandler: Pheebs, we have to take you to the hospital now.
Ross: Pheebs, the babies are coming now.
Rachel: Honey, high-five. The babies are coming! Whoo!
Phoebe: Hey, hey. Remember when my water broke?


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