Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
Chandler: You're just all liquored up.
Joey: Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.
[Monica holds her breath, ducks under water]
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Joey: I'm going to go get some chicken? Want some?
Chandler: No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.
Joey: You sure? Some extra-crispy, dirty rice, beans?
Chandler: For the last time, no. Get out. Get out, Joey!
Joey: All right.
[Monica resurfaces]
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm sorry. He wouldn't leave. He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
Chandler: Hey, Joe. [Monica ducks again] Could I get a three-piece, some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke? Aah! Aah! Diet Coke.

Ross: I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay? Emily showed up at the airport. I had to go after her. I did what I had to do. She's my wife. Rachel is my wife. Emily! Emily is my wife. Man, what is that?

[Gunther goes over to the guy Rachel asked out, he holds up a sign saying they reserve they right to refuse service to anyone]
Gunther: Get out.

Monica: Rachel, sweetie, look. Here's a really cute picture of you and Joey at the reception.
Rachel: Oh, he's married. Ross is married. I still can't believe it.
Monica: Oh. Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
Rachel: I mean, I'm just going have to accept it.
Monica: Oh.
Rachel: I mean, it's my fault.
Monica: Sweetie, edges! Fingers! Smudgy!
Rachel: Oh, my God! [Rachel licks the photo]

Ross: I think I'm going to go wander out in the rain for a while.
Rachel: It's not raining.
Ross: I can't catch a break!

Phoebe: Oh, I have to tell you this story. I was coming over and this cabdriver-
Joey: Was his name Angus?
Phoebe: What?
Joey: He was this cabdriver we had in London.
Phoebe: Oh. Ha, ha, ha. All right. Anyway-
Monica: What was that place, that pub that he took us to?
Chandler: The Wheat Sheaf.
Joey: Yeah, and they had that beer, that-
Monica: Boddington's!
Joey: Boddington's.
Chandler: Oh, Phoebe was going to tell a story.
Phoebe: Okay. So he had a really funny hat. I don't want to talk about it.

Ross: Oh, I got to go to the flower store. No one will tell me where Emily is so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red roses to her parents' house. One for each day I've known and loved her. That should get her talking.
Chandler: Oh, Ross, when you make out the card, be sure to make it out to "Emily."

Chandler: Okay. I got to go to work. [Chandler kisses Monica] And Rachel, great to have you back. [Chandler kisses Rachel] Pheebs! [Chandler kisses Phoebe] Always a pleasure.

Monica: If you'd stop thinking about Ross you'd notice there are great guys everywhere. Look.
Gunther. He's nice. He's cute.
Rachel: Yeah. I guess Gunther is-
Monica: What about that guy over there? Remember, that is the guy that you flirted with at the counter that time.
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Monica: You're going to talk to him. You know what, we made a deal. I make your decisions, and I say you're going to talk to him.
Rachel: All right. You're the boss. I guess I got to do what you tell me.
Joey: Say that to him, and you're golden.

Joey: What the hell was that?
Monica: Probably some European goodbye thing he picked up in London.
Rachel: That's not European.
Phoebe: It felt French.