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The One with All the Kissing

‘The One with All the Kissing’

Season 5, Episode 2 - Aired October 1, 1998

Phoebe feels left out when all her friends keep reminiscing about their trip to London. After Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler kiss Monica, he is forced to adopt a new "European" style of goodbye. Meanwhile, Ross has trouble trying to reach Emily, while Rachel is angry with him for leaving her on a plane to Greece.

Quote from Chandler

Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
Chandler: You're just all liquored up.
Joey: Hey, it's me. I'm coming in.
[Monica holds her breath, ducks under water]
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Joey: I'm going to go get some chicken? Want some?
Chandler: No, thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.
Joey: You sure? Some extra-crispy, dirty rice, beans?
Chandler: For the last time, no. Get out. Get out, Joey!
Joey: All right.
[Monica resurfaces]
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm sorry. He wouldn't leave. He kept asking me if I wanted chicken.
Monica: Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
Chandler: Hey, Joe. [Monica ducks again] Could I get a three-piece, some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke? Aah! Aah! Diet Coke.


Quote from Ross

Ross: I did not "abandon" Rachel. Okay? Emily showed up at the airport. I had to go after her. I did what I had to do. She's my wife. Rachel is my wife. Emily! Emily is my wife. Man, what is that?

Quote from Gunther

[Gunther goes over to the guy Rachel asked out, he holds up a sign saying they reserve they right to refuse service to anyone]
Gunther: Get out.

Quote from Rachel

Monica: Rachel, sweetie, look. Here's a really cute picture of you and Joey at the reception.
Rachel: Oh, he's married. Ross is married. I still can't believe it.
Monica: Oh. Honey, sweetie, by the edges.
Rachel: I mean, I'm just going have to accept it.
Monica: Oh.
Rachel: I mean, it's my fault.
Monica: Sweetie, edges! Fingers! Smudgy!
Rachel: Oh, my God! [Rachel licks the photo]

Quote from Chandler

Ross: Oh, I got to go to the flower store. No one will tell me where Emily is so I'm sending 72 long-stemmed, red roses to her parents' house. One for each day I've known and loved her. That should get her talking.
Chandler: Oh, Ross, when you make out the card, be sure to make it out to "Emily."

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Okay. I got to go to work. [Chandler kisses Monica] And Rachel, great to have you back. [Chandler kisses Rachel] Pheebs! [Chandler kisses Phoebe] Always a pleasure.

Quote from Joey

Monica: If you'd stop thinking about Ross you'd notice there are great guys everywhere. Look.
Gunther. He's nice. He's cute.
Rachel: Yeah. I guess Gunther is-
Monica: What about that guy over there? Remember, that is the guy that you flirted with at the counter that time.
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Monica: You're going to talk to him. You know what, we made a deal. I make your decisions, and I say you're going to talk to him.
Rachel: All right. You're the boss. I guess I got to do what you tell me.
Joey: Say that to him, and you're golden.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: What the hell was that?
Monica: Probably some European goodbye thing he picked up in London.
Rachel: That's not European.
Phoebe: It felt French.

Quote from Ross

Rachel: What's that?
Ross: It came in the mail today. It's 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch.
Rachel: Honey, that's awful.
Ross: It's not so bad. Monica's going to make potpourri.

Quote from Ross

Ross: I think I'm going to go wander out in the rain for a while.
Rachel: It's not raining.
Ross: I can't catch a break!

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